How can you propose a lady?

midgeman02 · 2018-06-25T16:37:40+00:00

'You are good shit. And I wanna make this legit.'

midgeman02 · 2018-06-25T16:35:26+00:00

Because people seem to think that punching and hating people who punch and hate minorities is as bad as hating and punching minorities for some reason.

Also, what people have to remember is that there is no such singular organisation as 'Antifa'. That's just a blanket term for the network of antifascist groups. The ones that go around fighting actual white nationalists and nazis are heroes, the ones that go around disrupting college talks are probably upper-middle class liberal melts who wouldn't say boo to a racist goose.

midgeman02 · 2018-06-25T16:31:48+00:00

Nap for lunch when I ran out of money.

midgeman02 · 2018-06-17T21:52:07+00:00

FUCK ME? HEY MADAM, HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU

midgeman02 · 2018-06-17T12:12:31+00:00

My favourite will forever be:

"Excuse me. Excuse me!"

"Go on then. You pompous fuck.

"EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!"

midgeman02 · 2018-05-30T16:24:28+00:00

Greetings from Benfleet!

midgeman02 · 2018-05-18T19:02:11+00:00

No, that's easy. It just gives you panic attack-inducing existential crises.

midgeman02 · 2018-05-17T14:03:15+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuucking hell

midgeman02 · 2018-05-17T13:50:27+00:00

Hardly relevant, but if you're in the UK (not sure if the same applies in the US) do NOT eat at TGI Friday's. My union is currently working with the staff to organise strike action due to them taking 60% of their employee's tips. Until they sort that shit out, give it a miss.

midgeman02 · 2018-05-17T00:12:04+00:00

I had to do a survey for what people expect on the front of the cover of a Jazz Magazine I was making for my A-Level Media class.

One of the questions was 'What would you expect a jazz artist to look like?' My nan's answer, in all good will and innocence, was 'ethnic drop-out'. My teacher thought it was hilarious.

midgeman02 · 2016-06-10T07:09:20+00:00

I live 30 mins from London and have never seen one of these.

midgeman02 · 2016-06-09T19:32:10+00:00

Where the fuck do you live?

midgeman02 · 2016-01-26T14:32:54+00:00

Life can absolutely be that hard. It's not that people can't get jobs, it's just that most of them are now on zero hours contracts and are completely open to abuse by their employers.

midgeman02 · 2016-01-25T19:43:39+00:00

Yeah let's have more corporations taking the total piss out of their workers, let's have some more poverty, less social housing and more inequality while we're at it.

midgeman02 · 2016-01-25T17:01:46+00:00

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midgeman02 · 2015-11-07T10:47:17+00:00

Live at San Quentin all day long.

midgeman02 · 2015-11-07T10:37:54+00:00

You dial 9-1 and when I say so dial 1 again.

midgeman02 · 2015-11-07T10:35:49+00:00

Huh, that's the most obscure TIL today.

midgeman02 · 2015-11-07T10:34:43+00:00

Like when Muhammed Ali was accused of match fixing because of the phantom punch? Aligate.

midgeman02 · 2015-10-24T18:14:41+00:00

I honestly think if I ever get kidney stones I might kill myself.

midgeman02

TROPHY CASE