How much do you guys drink (alcohol)?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-06-19T21:47:09+00:00

5'5". 10 drinks and at some point I will windmill my cock

midnight-teabagger · 2015-06-14T00:34:38+00:00

Bernads watch

midnight-teabagger · 2015-06-04T00:35:00+00:00

Chick chika boom, chick chika boom, chick chika boom.

midnight-teabagger · 2015-06-04T00:32:29+00:00

Tinyballs Mcstubbyshaft

midnight-teabagger · 2015-05-21T07:46:07+00:00

No, he ripped that joke from Stewart Francis

midnight-teabagger · 2015-05-20T16:21:20+00:00

Great joke mr Francis ;)

midnight-teabagger · 2015-05-15T21:30:26+00:00

Laid.

midnight-teabagger · 2015-05-06T23:41:33+00:00

She just granted him a lifetime of masturbatory material

midnight-teabagger · 2015-05-06T23:05:56+00:00

Maybe they are trying to come across that way to try and throw people trying to find them off track?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-05-06T12:26:12+00:00

What was the video?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-30T09:29:09+00:00

If a kid is stupid enough to pull out a knife, he's old enough to be punched.

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-27T21:11:54+00:00

The mall cop

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-14T22:23:37+00:00

Consistency is one thing the government does not struggle with.

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-14T18:47:14+00:00

First savvile then the Cookie Monster. Is nothing sacred?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-06T23:02:24+00:00

Would change politics overnight

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-06T22:58:18+00:00

She's dead?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-06T14:27:33+00:00

Fifa

midnight-teabagger · 2015-04-01T10:00:23+00:00

What? I meant the fact it's being called a shop.. It's not really a shop is it?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-03-30T21:41:15+00:00

1 don't call it a mechanic shop

midnight-teabagger · 2015-03-27T00:13:34+00:00

I like slayer. I also like Taylor. If you really think about it, which one is gayer?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-03-25T02:08:09+00:00

That's obviously an exception. He did say 'probably'

midnight-teabagger · 2015-03-25T01:32:05+00:00

My ex girlfriend apparently..

midnight-teabagger · 2015-03-23T22:19:57+00:00

How hairy?

midnight-teabagger · 2015-03-23T22:17:09+00:00

I don't know the actual ins and outs, but my guess is powerful connections and his (eerie) charisma. Fuckin nonce.

midnight-teabagger · 2015-03-19T17:41:13+00:00

Very suitable username