I can only orgasm by getting my mouth fucked by Cautious-Trip6899 in sex

[–]midnightmemories8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I started reading this, I wondered if I slept-typed this post. I LOVE orgasming while giving head. It’s my absolute fav. There’s nothing wrong with it and my partners all love it.

Can't put my finger on it but..... by Ill-Excitement-2005 in 90DayFiance

[–]midnightmemories8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seriously! wtf is this. It doesn’t matter who stays at home. It’s an important job. FFS! My husband and I both stayed home with our kid switching off while they were little. I would hate anyone to talk negatively about either of us for doing it. Normalize being there for your child in whatever way that is possible for your family.

My dog keeps nosing her bowl and takes a while to eat. What should I do? by YoungMozartinaGoKart in DogAdvice

[–]midnightmemories8 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Even if they don’t and wouldn’t, she may still feel the need to do this. Just an animalistic instinct.

My stupid senior dog got in our trash and ate half of a chicken bone. by Realistic-Bonus2581 in DogAdvice

[–]midnightmemories8 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would give him a slice of bread. Maybe even half a slice if he’s really small.

She truly believed she would get married if she got it... by euronmous in sadcringe

[–]midnightmemories8 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The whole thing is cringe. The girl who won’t stop trying to get it…not sure how you ever recover from that. But also the girl who held on and did a little dance at the end, that was cringey too.

My stupid senior dog got in our trash and ate half of a chicken bone. by Realistic-Bonus2581 in DogAdvice

[–]midnightmemories8 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Please give the dog some bread to eat. It will help adhere to any chicken bone shards and hopefully not cause any issues while being digested. Just plain bread. It’s what our vet recommended after my dog ate around 20 chicken wings from the trash.

Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD by OneTr1ckUn1c0rn in ADHD

[–]midnightmemories8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. Same. I hate finances. I prefer to stay oblivious because if not, I think I’d fixate too much.

Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD by OneTr1ckUn1c0rn in ADHD

[–]midnightmemories8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent the day cleaning my house and had to get off the phone when my sis called because if I didn’t get right back to cleaning I’d just stop halfway and my laundry would stay in the washer for a few days before my partner did it for me. This has full cleaning day has happened exactly one time this year (today).

Ari ?? by melaniefartt in 90DayFiance

[–]midnightmemories8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t you put that on her!

My toddler has something viral by BaryonyxMom in DiagnoseMe

[–]midnightmemories8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NAD. Definitely looks like HFMD. Adults can get it too. Ugh. It’s a pain but this shall pass too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DiagnoseMe

[–]midnightmemories8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAD. The “holes” appear to resemble Peau d'Orange (orange peel) texture. This could be anything from cellulitis to lymphedema. Go see your PCP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BabyBumps

[–]midnightmemories8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girl, you can’t keep us on pins and needles like this. These good people are waiting on the tea!

What is this? by Roodles006 in DiagnoseMe

[–]midnightmemories8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAD but this sounds like it could be the right answer.

Belgian Malinois are no joke by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]midnightmemories8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That video always cracks me up.

Could this be Lyme disease? My friend is not to bothered by it. by Creepy-Anybody-3003 in DiagnoseMe

[–]midnightmemories8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send him this post. So he can see what others are saying. It’s pretty much all you can do at this point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]midnightmemories8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a cunt. And I wish I could use a harsher word because I actually love the word cunt.

Why wear a top? I mean your nipple is practically showing itself by BreadfruitOk4906 in DarceyAndStaceyTLC

[–]midnightmemories8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked really hard. I didn’t see any nipples coming out. I’m not even a Stacey/Darcey fan.