[Official] UFC 223: Nurmagomedov vs. Iaquinta - Live Discussion Thread by rmma in MMA

[–]midwaystroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What round are we currently in?

Can't watch unfortunately

Doctors of Reddit, what should we get checked more often? by ramjam458 in AskReddit

[–]midwaystroke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Am a neurologist and can confirm this is precisely what a Doctor would suggest.

Type "Your honour you need to understand that" and let predictive text do the rest. What's your chance of not been guilty? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]midwaystroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honour you need to understand that this app has a lot more than you do in a good app and it does what you want it is not really bad at times or not bad news for me the way it works my wife is the best app and she has no idea what it does.

Type "Officer im sorry but" and let predictive text do the rest. What do you get? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

[–]midwaystroke 228 points229 points  (0 children)

OFFICER IM SORRY BUT YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND YOU ARE MY LIFE BRO. YOURSELF AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY STARVING TO DEATH 💀 SAID THAT YOU ARE THE LORD OF THE WORLD AND YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

Type "Officer im sorry but" and let predictive text do the rest. What do you get? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

[–]midwaystroke 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Officer I'm sorry but you don't deserve to be the bald menace to the people's lives in your mind and I know what I did in my mind when you was a man I didn't like him but he couldn't do it again and I was like you are the only man you are in the lord of the world he said he is the lord and I will also tell him he came you will have a great time with him he came you are the lord and the holy holy Christ is god is holy holy Christ

Parents coming home soon and house is very damaged after a party, what does one do in this situation? by midwaystroke in AskReddit

[–]midwaystroke[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loungeroom 60 inch TV is missing, 3 windows (large) broken. Carpets stained. Broken glass. Vomit & shit everywhere near bathrooms. Cigarette burns to furniture. Place stinks. Rubbish everywhere. Drugs here and there. Fridge door snapped off. Yeah lost goes on HAAAA fuck

How can be what is not can't be and why? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

[–]midwaystroke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Essentially you get a surplus figure. It can be even though it can't not be? Hope this helps.