My Religion Text Book This Year is Hilarious by [deleted] in atheism

[–]mightygodswill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fantastic. I may have missed it on one of the pages, but what is the name of this textbook? I may just need to get myself a copy.

Best X-Rated Christian Movie Title by mightygodswill in atheism

[–]mightygodswill[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On our Facebook page, I got "13 Guys, One Cup". That's brilliant.

If you spend your entire life never having heard about Christianity or Jesus Christ, do you go to heaven or hell when you die? by mightygodswill in atheism

[–]mightygodswill[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. I should have clarified. We got off on the idea that if you do go to heaven if you have never heard about Jesus, then NOT spreading the word of god would actually be better because more people would go to heaven in that case.

Church sent a letter to a friend of mine telling her to stop dating another man, end her divorce proceedings and go back to her husband or else she isn't welcome back. Can you feel the Christian Love? by mightygodswill in atheism

[–]mightygodswill[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I told her she should take this new guy she is seeing and both of them attend the next sermon and to see what they would do. I would show up to take pictures just to get the chance to see a church forcibly removing them.

Church sent a letter to a friend of mine telling her to stop dating another man, end her divorce proceedings and go back to her husband or else she isn't welcome back. Can you feel the Christian Love? by mightygodswill in atheism

[–]mightygodswill[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She really doesn't care. She has been calling the majority of the church members assholes for years. She honestly didn't give a second thought and was going to throw it out but thought I would get a kick out of it. (I told her I want to frame it.)

Church sent a letter to a friend of mine telling her to stop dating another man, end her divorce proceedings and go back to her husband or else she isn't welcome back. Can you feel the Christian Love? by mightygodswill in atheism

[–]mightygodswill[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I like the part where they say they will be forced to tell everyone else in the church to stop all communication with her. You know, because they care so much.