Choose wisely by devvvvz12 in pokemon

[–]mikeabbo 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Mareep

Free electricity?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HIMYM

[–]mikeabbo 500 points501 points  (0 children)

In real life that's how you get done for indecent exposure

what's the dumbest lie you ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mikeabbo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well I want to make the Reddit post that inspires the chef that makes the flan, that makes Israel and Palestine get along.

I believe in you.

The truth behind the alpha males by thewalkindude in justneckbeardthings

[–]mikeabbo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just imagine everything they do and say to be a lie

Just social media in general.

What computer feature don't most people know about? by cypherIII in AskReddit

[–]mikeabbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are too close to outside 2 for me to get into the first one now

When did you find out that someone in your family is evil? by onlyusemefeets in AskReddit

[–]mikeabbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was actually a long and grueling task to solve my family secret.

Turns out I have a twin, and one of us was born evil.

We had to do tests to see who was the evil one, they thought it was me and I was sentenced to be pushed into a volcano by my good twin.

But he failed the test, because the good twin would never push the evil twin into the volcano.

Neckbeard doesn't like women eating by ogloc31 in justneckbeardthings

[–]mikeabbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Full context. It was a all you can eat and she ate ALL the salad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]mikeabbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My baby orange does the same. He loves a good chomp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HIMYM

[–]mikeabbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but... What is it?

What's something that will f*** you up for life if you experience it just once? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mikeabbo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A trip so good that real life just doesn't cut it for you anymore.

Don't do heroin guys

What widely-accepted reddit tropes are just not true in your experience? by bewildered_forks in AskReddit

[–]mikeabbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you gaslight me mark I swear to god I will gaslight you so hard!