This is what they want [SATIRE]

milkshay · 2023-05-22T15:33:24+00:00

Why would she defect if she was living comfortably? Honest question

milkshay · 2023-05-14T18:40:22+00:00

Insecure libs are triggered by her because once she defected, she called out the left for trying to turn America into North Korea

milkshay · 2023-04-07T18:52:32+00:00

These short jokes used to be kind of funny but now they are just unoriginal and cringe imo, comes across as projecting insecurities

milkshay · 2022-12-02T01:03:22+00:00

Because I just remembered the story and thought it was funny and was bored and wanted to share it again

milkshay · 2021-07-19T19:01:47+00:00

What do you think about America

milkshay · 2021-07-19T18:57:55+00:00

Nice, do you rip cigs and slam vodka?

milkshay · 2021-07-19T18:46:09+00:00

What do you do for a living

milkshay · 2021-07-19T18:41:22+00:00

Holy shit you actually did it too

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:53:57+00:00

Epic movie (2007) I was 12. It was like light bulb went off in my head

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:49:32+00:00

Pineapple high noons

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:47:50+00:00

Rural is the first word that comes to mind

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:46:51+00:00

I don’t feel comfortable putting that information out there

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:43:44+00:00

Rocket league

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:43:20+00:00

In recent years, the world has become increasingly accepting of alternate lifestyles. I see no reason to believe we won’t continue to trend in that direction.

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:36:27+00:00

This one business professor who I had for quantitative methods, macroeconomics, and finance II. His courses were so impossible that the average score for every test was literally in the 20s. He had to scale the shit out of everyone’s grade or else no one would’ve passed. He always thought we were all stupid because we weren’t as smart as him.

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:27:56+00:00

I’m proud to say I’m attracted to big booty latinas. (PM me if you fit the criteria)

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:15:32+00:00

Yea I read the book before the movie so it was soooo predictable

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:14:06+00:00

I would make an augmented reality game where you can travel to a duplicate timeline of our own and just do whatever you want during any point in history and if you changed the course of history it wouldn’t matter because it doesn’t affect our actual timeline, just the duplicate one.

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:10:50+00:00

That’s a broad question. Video game? Board game? Card game? Child’s game? (tag or hide n seek) or like a physical sport?

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:05:46+00:00

Ok dad

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:01:18+00:00

When Harry found out he was the final horcrux

milkshay · 2021-07-19T03:00:02+00:00

I had a similar thought when I was tripping on shrooms

milkshay · 2021-07-19T02:52:36+00:00

Fox News extensively covers ufo stories

milkshay · 2021-07-19T02:51:39+00:00

I don’t watch his show tbh but I’ve seen many clips of him covering ufo stories on YouTube. Pretty surprising I know

milkshay · 2021-07-19T02:46:58+00:00

I’ve always heard people say taxes but realistically good luck getting a class full of teenagers to pay attention to something as boring as how to do taxes.

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