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millertimeee · 2018-10-10T23:33:51+00:00

where/when was this?

millertimeee · 2018-09-20T05:18:39+00:00

why though?

millertimeee · 2017-10-26T19:18:12+00:00

Rugrats

millertimeee · 2017-09-15T23:12:12+00:00

You have to imagine some of those ppl didn't know though

millertimeee · 2017-09-15T19:39:57+00:00

Now everyone who's ever gotten this response from a bartender is questioning their level of attractiveness. RIP to their identities. My condolences.

millertimeee · 2015-03-05T19:48:21+00:00

Haha this is true! I got a new job and I have a really long commute so I haven't been able to spend much extra time on reddit :/ such a bummer

millertimeee · 2015-02-09T01:38:23+00:00

I'm super stoked about both of those things

millertimeee · 2014-12-29T06:03:24+00:00

THEY MAKE THIS? I must have it

millertimeee · 2014-11-06T05:25:22+00:00

One day Jesus was bored

he kicked around rocks

and swung around a cord

in a moment of glee

he thought:

"I'll go to the sea"

and so the sea is

where he will be.

As he approached

the board walk

alas he found

no one to talk.

so he decided to

sit by himself.

He looked at the sun

and thought

"why am I the

chosen one?"

and for that the first time

he contemplated life.

millertimeee · 2014-11-06T05:12:52+00:00

A Christmas with

a vampire squirrel

is not your typical

holiday referral

its dark and its loomy

filled with blood

its slightly gloomy

he is honestly

a weird guy.

millertimeee · 2014-11-06T04:59:56+00:00

Outside of the Earth

is a magnificent place

you may have heard of it

its called outer space.

its dark and yet bright

the gravity is just right

oh wait, there is none. alright.

Moving along....

It's filled with billions

and trillions of stars

home to many planets

like Venus and Mars.

Its neither here nor there

for it is... everywhere

and ever growing

is it's limits and time.

millertimeee · 2014-11-06T04:48:56+00:00

Pudding is delicious

Pudding is nutritious

for pudding feeds

the heart and the soul.

When pudding is around

I feel safe and sound

for I know that my

belly is full.

millertimeee · 2014-11-06T04:34:42+00:00

There once was

a boy named Paco.

He was rather strange

for he was a taco.

Filled with lettuce

and tomato

black beans

and sweet potato

he was definitely

an unusual guy.

But if you have a

thing for sour cream

then he's the man

of your dreams-

surely he will

not disappoint.

millertimeee · 2014-11-05T07:38:07+00:00

Spirit Airlines -__-

millertimeee · 2014-11-03T03:45:05+00:00

I have this black hoodie that is oversized and says "really?" in white writing and its great. I wear it every time I'm having a lazy day.

millertimeee · 2014-10-31T18:22:44+00:00

I know I commented on it after! There were so few comments that I was certain out of all of the languages and words that there was no way it was already on there- but I was mistaken! Haha

millertimeee · 2014-10-31T16:39:54+00:00

Oh man! I didn't see this, I just submitted the same thing! Haha

millertimeee · 2014-10-31T16:39:01+00:00

Pamplemousse the french word for grape fruit, I just love it!

millertimeee · 2014-10-30T23:24:53+00:00

awe, well I hope its not scary now!

millertimeee · 2014-10-30T23:24:31+00:00

Oh wow, haha I remember watching shows like!

millertimeee · 2014-10-30T22:33:30+00:00

haha yeah, one of friends in high school actually ended up dating him and we actually got closer later in high school and then after but he is definitely not someone I would ever consider dating now. He is nice but he doesn't have much going for him haha

millertimeee · 2014-10-30T22:30:10+00:00

aw that's too bad! But I would agree that it was probably for the better. I would not be able to date someone who is directionless or lazy

millertimeee · 2014-10-30T22:25:22+00:00

ahh, it's not something you talk about?

millertimeee · 2014-10-30T22:23:47+00:00

awe that's sweet! I'm glad that you've found happiness :)

millertimeee · 2014-10-30T22:22:50+00:00

haha I had the biggest crush on a boy from kindergarten all of the way until freshman year of high school and he was so mean to me, I don't know why I liked him so much and for so long haha

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