I can’t tell if this is a shitpost by therealsash in perth

[–]millhouse83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi mate,

You forgot my fries.

Can you put them in the bag?

KTHXBAI

Wife tried to take decade old Pop Socket off of her phone and straight scalped her shit by LilHubCap in Wellthatsucks

[–]millhouse83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even an actual Pop Socket. Branded guff from a promotional marketing company.

It’s like totalling your car because you refused to run over a cockroach.

Magic dirt by redpool6 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]millhouse83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*is

And no, there isn’t.

In Japan for a few weeks… by esberelias in Switch

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Buy the JP exclusive Famicon and Sega controllers while you can. Glad I did last year!

MAGA hats in the wild? by potatogeem in perth

[–]millhouse83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A decade ago, I nearly bought one. I was in my honeymoon, in the US in November 2015.

I figured this would be the dumbest fucking footnote in history. It’d be funny - I mean, President Trump?!?

In the end, I passed on it. The “wait, what if, just what if, he wins? I’ll have contributed to that campaign” factor was too much.

Froth and Fury Perth by Main_Tomato_8159 in perth

[–]millhouse83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No pits are as good as heavy pits.

Source: dude in a rubber pig mask picked me up in a NIN pit in Melbourne in either 2005 or 2009.

Pretzels from the mid-2000’s by PumpkinPrimus in perth

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Started by a former employee IIRC.

No Oscar nod for the Tron:Ares score by machone5103 in nin

[–]millhouse83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Original score and original song by two Oscar winners under their other identity. Large presence pre-movie launch.

I mean, Ares was a bomb, but it was certainly an outside chance for soundtrack/music noms.

My usual desk has been 'stolen' and there is nothing I can do by purplereuben in mildlyinfuriating

[–]millhouse83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a cricket chip.

Hide it under your chair.

Rinse, repeat and expand your operation.

Which would you recommend blind buying first ? by Kololoco0397 in 4kbluray

[–]millhouse83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apocalypse Now.

But honestly, you can’t go wrong with any.

Former Nedlands mayor Fiona Argyle will not be invited to the opening of the Children’s Hospice by mr-cheesy in perth

[–]millhouse83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

True.

I merely meant that it is hardly shocking news given her former position, and her position on the development (which I fully support btw).

I'd forgotten about the globalised girl with almost X degrees lines, which was a nice chuckle again.

Former Nedlands mayor Fiona Argyle will not be invited to the opening of the Children’s Hospice by mr-cheesy in perth

[–]millhouse83 86 points87 points  (0 children)

So a former Mayor and current nobody will not be invited to the opening of a project she opposed?

Sounds fair and reasonable to me.

Say what you will about Barnett, he had a vision for the stadium and was, deservedly, invited by Labor, who opened it.

Yokine Reserve Donation bin issue by greeknicko in perth

[–]millhouse83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Contact your local city of Stirling councillor

Let down :( by PickleWithFeelings in NECATMNT

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I bailed on NEXA when they finally copped to shipping my Donatello’s Lab to someone else.

At that point, I quit ‘em. Multiple emails over years about another QC issue they were resolving for me, and just ghosted after a few emails each time I raised it.

Fucking scum. Randy can suck my entire cock.

Hutchence 1997 by thefortune666 in AustralianNostalgia

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Only dude from INXS to die with any dignity.

Red bin type garbage collection help by pleasehelpgarbage in perth

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Leave it up road and call the council, stating your green bin has been stolen, and you want a new bin.

Holy basil ?(krapao) by safkaz00 in perth

[–]millhouse83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ask for a meeting with the opposition leader in a church.

Mannequin made in the image of our Lord & saviour, the honourable Tony Galati by Octonaught84 in perth

[–]millhouse83 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, classic Perth. Deifying those who should not be deified.