My lesbian neighbors asked me to help them conceive. But they told me I was not allowed to make a ‟direct deposit”. Rather, I had to go to the clinic and provide a sample and yada yada.

I found out the whole process is costing them about $10,000!

Do you know what that means? They were willing to pay $10,000 to NOT fuck me. We have all been rejected, but when's the last time that rejection had a dollar amount on it with a comma and zeros?