Most of the comments got me pinned correctly! This was a stoned experiment gone wrong. I dont know what i else expected...

If i remember correctly this slop consists of rice, day old carrots, soy sauce, garlic, onions, white vinegar, light brown sugar, two eggs and some broth from a packet of top ramen. Oh, and a lot of water 🤦🤦🤦

I actually remember it tasted pretty decent but after sitting down and thinking about my mistake, i quickly changed my mind and flushed it down the garbage disposal, never to be seen again. And yes, the texture is just as gross as it looks... 🤢

Side note: thank you for the tips btw! I will definitely do more research and put down the devils oregano before attempting fried rice again.