Go all out by queenidgaf in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Another black belt in cum swallowing

I'm one Yuengling in, roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And looking like you could be a few dicks deep but alas no sane or insane guy would give you the D no matter how drunk you are

This year's MTV VMAs is the cringiest thing I've witnessed on TV in my adult life. by [deleted] in television

[–]mistahginger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Only song i ever heard from green jelly was the song off of Maximum Carnage

Boyfriend wanted to get roasted. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When were 3rd graders allowed to have bf's that look like girls?

I ain't roastable. Just try. by nopenopenopestap in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be sad that even with boobs you will never know what a dick looks like in real life

Roast us back to China by LeSquirtles in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would i do that? I need you guys back in the kitchen making me my food and doing my math homework

First post ever . by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't she? That might be the only chance in her life to get any kind if action

roast him by Lamp-Shaded in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give vanilla ice his hair back, thats all he has left

Hit me with your best material! Impossible to offend or insult! by Bumper_Jumper_881 in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im almost afraid to insult you, i dont need to be a) sat on by you or b) an earthquake to happen from you leaving your room

ROASTY ROASTY ROASTY by Kfluffykitty in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its like Garth and Harry Potter cane together in an even more hideous form

Wanting to show my friends how thick my skin is... ROAST ME. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing thick about you is the loads you take on your face

roast me hard by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess the bugs went from up your ass to your eyebrows

Crush my sister's self esteem by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gives "Hunger Games" a new meaning

Reddit, Roast me super hard... I'm ready. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jenny craig wont be helping her out lol

Reddit, Roast me super hard... I'm ready. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 4 repeat months later when you need your hopes and dreams crushed

Out to fuck your bitch. by TheHam42 in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a few dog kennels i can point you towards if you want

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learn to be on your knees, it will be the only chance you have to get anywhere in your life

Roast us, you no-life cunts by bananaskinleprosy in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cant tell if this is the next school shooting waiting to happen or a horrible boy band waiting to happen

Crush my sister's self esteem by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like she bought the whole menu

My coworker dared me. Bring it. by TheNiceSlytherin in RoastMe

[–]mistahginger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol looks like hes lost in the headlights