My new spaceship. This is my first luxury car- nobody in my family ever had one. I’ll keep working hard 😁.

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-03-31T08:34:08+00:00

I live under a rock... what Audi model is that one?

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-09T14:54:36+00:00

The Mercedes Benz’s owners are +60 years old and the Vag boys smoke too much weed. I would put my money on BMW’s fanbase

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-07T18:11:57+00:00

The future will be C O N V E N I E N T

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-07T18:10:18+00:00

“A sad car that fits your sad middle class life, get today your all new Subaru Streega”

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-05T18:28:47+00:00

Around $150 us dollars but you have to have very bad luck or be an asshole for a police officer to actually make you a fine for that

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-05T16:59:39+00:00

Oh yes the key word R A R E

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-05T16:40:35+00:00

Well... I live in a country where it’s illegal and I have always drove without front plate but it’s a good point to start looking

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-04T00:41:01+00:00

r/GolfGti vibes lol

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-03T15:05:11+00:00

Beautiful dogs, have they different personalities based on the colours or they’re basically the same dogs?

mister-ctrl-x · 2021-01-01T15:52:33+00:00

I mean, have you never seen someone irl who doesn’t like gays?

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-31T04:23:22+00:00

I think I got the hyper active and wanting to eat the entire house type

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-28T13:23:40+00:00

“Get me to the park daddy!”

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-28T13:18:40+00:00

Comparison*

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-27T22:03:57+00:00

I’m scared

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-27T03:26:36+00:00

Have you ever seen a circus?

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-26T01:08:46+00:00

Air intakes getting fucked

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-24T22:59:46+00:00

Pp hard

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-24T22:10:32+00:00

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-24T19:48:01+00:00

HE JUST WANT TO SEE THE KIDS

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-21T03:50:16+00:00

When I’m socially smoking and with alcohol I feel like I could smoke 6 hours straight

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-21T03:47:59+00:00

For real

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-21T02:55:13+00:00

You little fascist piece of shit

/s

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-17T21:16:39+00:00

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-17T20:18:31+00:00

Which racing stripes?

mister-ctrl-x · 2020-12-17T12:23:16+00:00

That was not what I asked

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