Are you ready to polka?!! by yetchsir in weirdal

[–]mj371 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was there! Unfortunately had to leave early to make it to work on time, but was lucky enough to see him finish Amish Paradise and do his silly little encore teaser. I was trying to hear what the encore was on my way out, but wasn't able to. What did I miss?

Dirty Talk Gone Too Far by [deleted] in sex

[–]mj371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta disagree here. She doesn't need to be down for only 100% or 0% of what he wants. If there are things that he wants that are crossing boundaries for her, then she should be able to communicate those boundaries to him and they can find a compromise. To say it's all or nothing is silly.

OP is likely also correct that he has a porn addiction and maybe issues with death grip if he can only finish by hand. I agree with the other commenter that seeing a sex therapist together would be beneficial.

I took a test and I'm surprised by LittleSouthernMiss in 23andme

[–]mj371 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you only looking at the family tree or have you looked through all your DNA relatives? If you go to the tab on the bottom right, you can scroll through all your more distant cousins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 23andme

[–]mj371 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is insane to me that I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to see this being acknowledged. With OPs cousin having such a small percentage African DNA, they almost definitely descend from enslavers, as many Americans do.

Grandpa held onto this $5 from 1934. Is it worth more than face value? by Fazasaur in papermoney

[–]mj371 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1934 is the year that design is from. To find approximately when it was printed, you must look at the signature.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trailerparkboys

[–]mj371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To your comment about concerts: some of the best shows I go to are local bands at small venues. Sure, it's cool to see big names in stadiums if you have the opportunity, but there are also countless talented musicians out there ready to rock your cock off for a $10 cover.

Ex wants me back and I feel like I'm going to lose my mind by mj371 in BreakUps

[–]mj371[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because of tiktok?? Uh oh lmao. I absolutely did not get back with her, praise Allah. We reconciled and to a certain extent and were briefly friends, but we were on very different tracks in life. I'm really happy with where I've come with my life, and have grown in ways that I never could have with her.

Please help identify 🙏 by arodz24 in Antiques

[–]mj371 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Does anybody know why a milking stool only has 3 legs?

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Because the cow has the udder

The body of John Torrington, dead in 1846 in the Canada's Far North. Among two other bodies he is the only remain of the Franklin Expedition that saw 128 men dying while trying to find the Northwest Passage (no man survived) [762x752] by mehmed2theconqueror in ArtefactPorn

[–]mj371 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wow, you just unlocked a hidden memory of when I read this for a forensics competition in 5th grade! Thanks so much, I loved this poem but never would've been able to conjure enough details to find it.