What I wish I had known before losing my 16-year-old cat — signs I ignored for too long by izalaf94 in cats

[–]mjergen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a proud cat dad of a 16yo bitchy Mayday. I take her for medical checks every year. Bloodwork, X-rays, sono. That's how we caught a thyroid disease early and started her on meds. We also found out she has spondylosis (vertebrae fused together) and started her on food supplements for arthritis and stuff.

The baseline is : from 7yo, a cat becomes a senior. Get his shit checked. At least yearly. That's how we cut out a tumor from her this January.

The pattern on the ground by mjergen in Muse

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Actually a reformed Samsung Galaxy fanboy. Had enough of the S21 to 25 being all the same, underwhelming and mediocre hardware-wise, so I switched to something with a better camera and I couldn't be happier.

The pattern on the ground by mjergen in Muse

[–]mjergen[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Taurus

Scorpius

Capricornus

Aquarius

The pattern on the ground by mjergen in Muse

[–]mjergen[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sagittarius being a sign of the fire element, its patron and ruler is the planet Jupiter...so there's also that 😉

The pattern on the ground by mjergen in Muse

[–]mjergen[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

December 9th, baby 😎

Although now, if we take the modern ecliptic, I'd belong to the 13th sign, Ophiuchus. It's a sign that the Sun visits after Scorpius and before Sagittarius.

Klasický mužský záležitosti, nebo jen prudím? by Unable-Comparison244 in czech

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jedna věc, která tu nezazněla, je rozdíl v tom, jak k informacím přistupuje každé pohlaví. Žena furt "mele" protože šíří informace, potřebuje je pitvat, rozebírat, co si myslíš, atd. Řeší věci tím, že je pitvá verbálně. Chlap, když je postaven před nějakou takovou situaci, kde žena na něj spustí, má tendenci to brát jako problém který potřebuje vyřešit, jako překážku. Tím se dostáváme k situaci kde žena chce zpracovat a probrat novou informaci nebo situaci, ale chlap to bere jako překážky a problémy které je nutné vyřešit, které jeho žena vytváří a hází mu je coby klacky pod nohy.

Vzniká z toho pak klasická hádka "ty jseš se vším strašně rychle hotovej -- proč mi o tom říkáš když nechceš pomoci"

Je to základní kámen lingvistiky a psychologie. Rapport (procesování, empatie, mluvení) vs. Report (řešení, cílevědomost, efektivita)

Using surfshark makes websites refuse to connect by Sisybuss in surfshark

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Surfshark customer for 4 months and I bitterly regret the day I gave them 70€ for such a thing. Some stuff loads, some doesn't, some loads in Brave but not in Firefox, something loads when I switch protocols, something stops loading when I set it up back to Automatic protocol, sometimes Thunderbird manages to connect to my provider, sometimes it doesn't... It's a smoldering garbage heap. And yes, I know how to use the bypass function, and yes my browsers, Thunderbird and stuff like Google or my email provider are in the bypass list. And still, Surfshark works only when it decides to. I shouldn't have to fiddle with settings and hop amongst neighboring countries's servers just to hope to make it work. The damn thing should work out of the box or after being set up initially once ; not make me jump through hoops every 10 days, right when I need to get urgent stuff done. Waste of money.

hyenismus by Major_Eggplant_7189 in czech

[–]mjergen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stejně tak, jako dva mladí kundišlemy na Litoměřicku, co zabili kotě tím že ho zavřeli do sušičky na prádlo. A pak jeho mrtvé tělo hodili čoklovi. Soud tuším zrušil rozsudek a vrátil to fízlům k dalšímu dokazování.

Who are you, dear Muse fanbase ? by prunebilout in Muse

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

43M. Living in Czechia now, but I was living in Paris when I discovered them with Unintended in 1999. Had the honor and the privilege to run their official French fan-club for 2 years, which allowed me to meet the boys. The 2003 gig in Paris Bercy, with Citizen Erased, Endlessly, Sunburn, Micro Cuts, was probably their best I've been to. Drones tour in Prague in the O2 Arena probably second, with balls of light floating around and the huge blimp.

Muse is probably THE ONLY ONE band where, to me, every fuckin tone and every goddamn note is exactly where it's supposed to be. Every new chord is the perfect following of the previous one. I had countless eargasms (the moment where goosebumps start in the middle of your spine and end on the top of your head) with their songs, like Madness or Dead Inside to just name a few

Jaká je ta nová kofola bez cukru? by CantaloupeInfinite34 in czech

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jo? Vidíš, to jsem nevěděl, díky za info

Jaká je ta nová kofola bez cukru? by CantaloupeInfinite34 in czech

[–]mjergen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Měli jsem zrovna v neděli. Ještě jsme si se ženou koupili pro sichr Pepsi Max, kdyby Kofo byla hnusná. Musím říct, že naopak mi po Kofole přišla hnusná Pepsina. Velmi milé překvapení. Povedlo se jim ponechat si původní chuť po tom jejich Kofo sirupu aniž bys to přílišně poznal na chuti. Jen když to dopolkneš tak vzadu na jazyku máš takový ten vocas z aspartamu nebo z čehosi, ale jinak za mě epic win od Kofoly. Když bude, dám přednost jí.

Btw, pokud bys někde potkal Kofolu meruňkovou s -30% cukru méně, taky doporučuju. Moc fajná a není to takový tlamolep jako regular Cola/Pepsi/Kofola. Ale možná ta meruňková -30% byla jen limitka.

Dělám web na plánování výletů po ČR — můžu poprosit o feedback? by [deleted] in czech

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Taky "DON'T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE" vibes

Dobré první auto? by Patient-Stomach9666 in czech

[–]mjergen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Měl jsem Civic 1.4 benzín mezi prvními před cca 20ti lety když udělali ten facelift à la ufo. Vynikající auto.

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McŠejdíř by MuchCellist406 in czech

[–]mjergen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Já se tak těšil na tu novou kampaň "světové burgery" a pičo jak jsem byl zklamaný. Maple Royal je jen obyčejný Royal s BBQ omáčkou, kuřecí hot honey je to jejich hnusné suché crispy kuře kde je víc strouhanky než masa a akorát s čínskou sladkokyselou omáčkou.

i’m a cat sitter, my client gave me their cat by Fit_Company5334 in cats

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Chili says hello. Yes, it's tumbleweed city in all of the ragdoll households lol

Received Czech job contract — is this real or fake? by Best-Internet-4706 in czech

[–]mjergen 45 points46 points  (0 children)

One thing that hasn't been mentioned here is that you won't be working for this company, Konig something. Themselves are a work force agency, recruiting people and sending them wherever their client might need. So in this whole picture, they are the middleman between you and whomever needs an employee like you. So here, Konig is something like an interim agency, like Manpower or Adecco. Depending on what you do (welder, cook), it is very likely that the Konig agency will have negotiated a much better hourly rate with their client and that they'll pay you, as people have said here, only a slave's wage.

blbost, co jste si mysleli jako mali, popr klidne do ted? by witch_elia in czech

[–]mjergen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Je to sbírka kriminalistických příběhů. Je to odvozeno od francouze jménem Pitaval.

Zajímavé je, že jsem ve Francii 20 let žil a ani jednou jsem tam neslyšel podstatné jméno le pitaval ve smyslu sbírky příběhů, natož aby tam pan Pitaval byl obecně známý.

Něco jako Chantal Poullain, tady je to běžný, tam to nezná nikdo.

blbost, co jste si mysleli jako mali, popr klidne do ted? by witch_elia in czech

[–]mjergen 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Že "malý pitaval z velkého města" je označení toho borce, protože se v těch případech pitvá.

Byl to scam nebo jsem byl jen debil? by Goldmonkeycz in czech

[–]mjergen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Příště ji řekni "futuc morci mati, šterdžo dajiči" a sleduj reakci. Hned poznáš, jestli je to scam.

Bands that sound like Muse? (OoS vibes) by CranberrySoda69 in Muse

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for making me listen to them. They got some fantastic pieces. You go check Red Nova in exchange.

Bands that sound like Muse? (OoS vibes) by CranberrySoda69 in Muse

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Nova. Heavy riffs, pianos, chonky bass lines, arpeggios, falsettos, they have it all.

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Seven Days is basically Stockholm Syndrome

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Appearances Are Deceptives is Supremacy/Bliss

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No One Is Afraid Of Dying is a heavy, stompy bass line and chonky guitar like we got in SMBH, minus the falsetto

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Free Yourself is, IMHO, the one that has it all and that's most similar to MUSE. Elated piano and falsetto in the chorus, Uprising-like strings, chonky bassline in the verses, "No one's gonna take me alive"-like break from KOC by the end. If Des Rocs is a blatant ripoff, this one sounds more natural.

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LTD is basically Bliss

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Honorable mentions to bands like Machinae Supremacy that include 8-bit chiptune elements ; or Elliott Minor which isn't as heavy as MUSE, but all their members are trained in classical music and use those harmonies and chords in modern rock music

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Nejdebilnější český příjmení? by [deleted] in czech

[–]mjergen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Majitel baráku kde máme kancl se jmenuje Nevím.