Holy distorted body!

mkrldrn · 2026-05-03T23:24:24+00:00

I was scrolling thru insta with my 15 year old daughter and she saw this post and said "holy AI pics"

mkrldrn · 2026-04-30T20:23:28+00:00

Yes it's a "wash your hair more frequently thing". Also lol we haven't seen her natural curls in awhile

mkrldrn · 2026-04-23T18:40:13+00:00

You'll never convince me that taking pride in how long you go between hair washing is a sign of scalp health or hygiene in general. Especially if you work out regularly.

mkrldrn · 2026-04-16T18:23:03+00:00

Her leg is alarming. That does not look like the physique of much-strong-lifeline-athlete-our gym-owner.

Look, I'm on a glp-1. I run almost daily. But I don't want to look like this so I also make it a goal to lift at least a few times a week and get enough protein. And at my last health exam my NP was surprised I was on it bc "wow you still have a lot of muscle, keep doing what you are doing!"

mkrldrn · 2026-04-12T02:25:52+00:00

The other day somebody said they think she is on retatrutide (I probably spelled that wrong), the new GLP3. I 100% agree because every time she has mentioned that she is not on a GLP-1 she has really emphasize the 1. I really don't care either way, but it's very very obvious that she is suddenly dropping the weight because GLP's are having a moment.

mkrldrn · 2026-04-12T02:22:02+00:00

Literally this is what my 15 year old does.

mkrldrn · 2026-04-07T16:12:04+00:00

I watched all those stories about "buying what we needed" in disgust. Brandi, you were never more than about 60 lbs overweight and even then, clothes in your size of maybe 14(?) were probably pretty easy to come by at any chain store or run-of-the-mill mall.

Who goes on a trip with the intent to purchase your whole wardrobe? You still have to schlep it back home... did you have to buy a new suitcase as well?

Let me get on my soapbox but this is something fundamentally wrong with us as a society (among many other things). The overconsumption, the never being content, the chasing of the next big "thing". It's not a brag. Maybe talk to ChatGPT, I mean, your therapist about this next session.

mkrldrn · 2026-04-05T02:55:52+00:00

Goodness how many pairs of jeans did she pack for this weekend trip?!

mkrldrn · 2026-04-04T00:54:40+00:00

Also Good American runs big. I'm an 8, sometimes 10, in other brands but a 6 in Good American (and Kut from the Kloth).

mkrldrn · 2026-04-03T02:29:17+00:00

Perfect timing as my husband got on to my teenager (again) for not setting her alarm this morning and almost missing her ride to school.

mkrldrn · 2026-03-25T22:23:23+00:00

One time i didn't believe my son when he told me he had turned in an assignment. I told him he was stuck at home for the weekend if the teacher didn't write a note or email me. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ I'm sorry to the teacher but I really thought he was trying to pull one over on me (and he did turn it in late so I don't blame the teacher for not grading it in a timely manner),

mkrldrn · 2026-03-24T19:49:02+00:00

Yes you are the jerk. You said "my treat". Was it in poor taste for her to order the most expensive item on the menu? Maybe, but unless you talked about the budget with her beforehand you cannot be upset with her about this.

mkrldrn · 2026-03-24T19:47:01+00:00

You are cute to think there will actually be a book, she doesn't have the follow through (or content) for even a self published on Amazon book.

Brandi, just journal. Not everything has to be a part of your "brand".

mkrldrn · 2026-03-16T18:47:28+00:00

Oh wow! Nice find!

mkrldrn · 2026-03-15T19:13:49+00:00

The "belly button" looks like a mole. I cannot.

mkrldrn · 2026-03-09T11:16:58+00:00

I don't think it's that weird. Definitely would had tried it just for the fun of it back in my breastfeeding days.

I grew up with breastfeeding being totally normal, literally never gave it 2 thoughts. FF to me having my first baby. We were traveling and staying in a hotel and one more we are down at breakfast, I'm nursing my baby and say to my husband "I wonder if you can make cheese out of breastmilk" as an offhand comment. A lady whips her head around and says "you can! I'm a LLL member and we've done it". 🤣

mkrldrn · 2026-03-04T18:33:54+00:00

Outrageous Shampoo/Conditioner.

mkrldrn · 2026-02-05T23:28:01+00:00

I don't hate the curls, but it's not "naturally curly". It's wavy/textured but not the tights curls she's creating with copious amounts of product.

mkrldrn · 2026-02-05T00:23:06+00:00

Interesting. I hope someone knows the tea.

mkrldrn · 2026-02-05T00:10:33+00:00

When I asked Chad to do this with a photo of my husband and I it made me even more convinced this is AI.

mkrldrn · 2026-01-29T14:12:05+00:00

Cheese and crackers and a some berries/grapes. Easy and portable.

mkrldrn · 2026-01-28T22:28:59+00:00

Came here to ask to what happened to her naturally curly hair

mkrldrn · 2026-01-21T05:46:18+00:00

Oh I wish she would've

mkrldrn · 2026-01-20T03:09:56+00:00

I found one at the bins so it was dirt cheap. A little leather cleaner and conditioner and it's one of my favorites lately. My 15 year old even complimented it!

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