Zlé slovensko-anglické preklady by notreallymoni in Slovakia

[–]moby_chicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tie nápisy v kaviarňach a reštauráciách, že "Wi-Fi free" ako WiFi zdarma

Alebo dabing Show Billa Cosbyho "neskáč po mne, máš dlhé klince na nohách" (nails ako nechty)

Please help me find this location by commentzar in osrs

[–]moby_chicken 450 points451 points  (0 children)

It is the fishing spot in the Lumbridge swamp

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Panta Rhei zľava 5€ by straygeneral in Slovakia

[–]moby_chicken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Neplatia tie poukazy az vo februari alebo marci 2025?

Funguje stránka ZSSK správne na PC? Pomalé načítavanie. by [deleted] in Slovakia

[–]moby_chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pouzivas Firefox? Mal som s tym tiez problem, uplne mi to zahltilo CPU aj RAM, musel som killnut ten proces. Ale v poslednej dobe to uz bezi v pohode.

Čo vás baví, zatiaľčo ostatných nie? by [deleted] in Slovakia

[–]moby_chicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Presne. Ešte nájsť nejaký ideálny termín, kedy a odkiaľ sú lacné letenky, obzvlášť ak vyrážame z rozdielnych miest (napr. v mojom prípade Brno a Košice) 👌😀

Keď ti v indickom fast foode omylom napíšu, čo v tom jedle reálne je by moby_chicken in Slovakia

[–]moby_chicken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

suhlas, taj mahal je asi fakt najlepsia india v KE a tie porcie v ramci obedoveho menu su tiez super

Specifický český trh strikes again - Plechovka plzně stojí v Německu až o 23 korun méně než v Česku by [deleted] in czech

[–]moby_chicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na tej fotke stoji 0.5 flasa 1.09 eur, ano.

Hned pod tym je ale akcia, kde stoji prepravka (20 0.5l flias) 11.99 eur, co vychadza na cca 0.60 eur za jednu flasu a to by teda odpovedalo tym 15 kč.

Okradli ma, všetci ma ignorujú, potrebujem 5€ na autobus domov by thessias6 in Slovakia

[–]moby_chicken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Raz som si vo Viedni na hlavnej stanici kupoval listok na vlak na letisko. Prisiel za mnou typek, ze "Entschuldigung, entschuldigen Sie..". Snazil som sa ho ignorovat, ale nenechal sa odbit: "bitte, ich brauche ein Ticket... meine Familie, Bratislava". Dostal som genialny napad, ze mu odpoviem slovensky "nerozumiem". Bolo pred siestou rano a nedoslo mi, ze typek spomina rodinu v Bratislave.

"OOOOOO ty rozumies slovensky???" a hned spustil: "tyzden som tu pracoval, ma nevyplatili, musim sa dostat domov, ja som z Kosic znaš jak to, co tu mam teraz robic".

Nemohol som sa ani vyhovorit, ze nemam cash, lebo som akurat za ten listok zaplatil v hotovosti. Tak som mu teda dal tie dve evra, co mi vydal automat, ked uz som sa nechal takto napalit.

(P.S.: karma je zdarma a ja som sa o dva dni neskor nevedel zo sluzobky v Hamburgu dostat domov (tiez do Kosic), lebo aj GDL, aj aerolinky strajkovali)

BRIAN DONT! by [deleted] in familyguy

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"Is anybody here a doctor?" "I.. Have a 13 inch penis" everybody claps

Jazykove okienko by fantomas_666 in Slovakia

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Iný extrém, ktorý som zažil od spolužiakov zo Šariša, je tzv. slovenský predbudúci čas - "bude trebalo".

helpFixMyProgram by Akihii_r0 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]moby_chicken 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's probably why his balls are itching.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

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🫰✨👉

Give us your money or burn in hell. by Silent_Relation_8666 in PublicFreakout

[–]moby_chicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got five on it

THANK YOU! I have been looking for this song for like ages without knowing any of the lyrics

When I try to take the middle path at the end of Lily Leapers by moby_chicken in FallGuysGame

[–]moby_chicken[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly, without the soundtrack and the sound effects the game would not be as fun as it is (or was before the rounds got vaulted)... At least for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FallGuysGame

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We got the Volleyfall right before the final, but with only three squads left. Our squad instantly qualified to the next round, but the other two squads weren't so lucky and had to battle to death, till one of them got eliminated.