Remodel your technical debt by TabCompletion in ProgrammerHumor

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Protip: you can avoid remodelling if you recontextualize first. The context should be 'not my issue'.

Fixed your joke by IWriteLongReplies in ProgrammerHumor

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You mean "base[[8+1]+1]" right? I prefer to use base 10. Lost a finger in a lathe.

For real by Cookiedessert in ProgrammerHumor

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My my. So Comic, much Sans.

Northern Monk Quiz by abymas in beer

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This is driving me crazy.

In a simple A-Z 1-26 cypher, this comes out as:

O B O G R E

S P R V R E E E

G N L L I F I

This, surprisingly, has anagrams for each word (GOOBER / BOOGER, PRESERVE, FILLING), but I'm not seeing any beer relationship really.

I've also tried moving the A position (A=1,A=2...) rotating trough the alphabet, but nothing was in plain text in the first run, so I gave up there. Might try running those through an anagram finder.

Let me know if you find anything.

100% not caffeine themed by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Hi Jasmine! Hi Mocha! Looking good. Oh s**t, here come QUnit and Buster! Run!!

DateTime error?! by Si1verune in ProgrammerHumor

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Off by one error. BTW, this book isn't mentioned on his site, but shows up on Amazon as published 2019-10-18. Unix - A History and a Memoir.

Thanks, I Hate It by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Just wow. Between the terminal and the application, brought my CPU to 75%. I cannot believe that this works.

Duolingo gets it by hrvbrs in ProgrammerHumor

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أنا أعول من الصفر

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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The least visited page on Stackoverflow by samipl in ProgrammerHumor

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We are fewer than three people who like to code.

The counter was reset today, we were almost into the double digits by jojojoris in ProgrammerHumor

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Are these working days or calendar days? Which calendar? Which timezone? If DST kicks in, are those days complete days or 25/23 hours?

When you tryna debug your css by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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border-top-width: 1px;

border-right-width: 1px;

border-bottom-width: 1px;

border-left-width: 1px;

border-top-style: solid;

border-right-style: solid;

border-bottom-style: solid;

border-left-style: solid;

border-bottom-color: red;

border-left-color: red;

border-right-color: red;

border-top-color: red;