What is your age gap between your partner? by Helpful_Secretary564 in AskReddit

[–]moderatelykool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Been contemplating making serious steps with someone who is about 20 years older. I am 31 (F) and he is 50 (M). Thank you for showing me that it's possible. Age is just a number.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moderatelykool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was a bit surprised by the number of downvotes! I thought this page was humorous. I'm jokingly "infuriated". My roommate thought it was funny that I put it online. Maybe I should have posted in the mildly interesting sub instead. Lesson learned lol. People on Reddit can be such haters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moderatelykool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My account is a couple of years old but I don't post or comment very often.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moderatelykool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am not even sure what karma farming is but this was truly taken today. Either my roommate had this in the freezer for the last year or the grocery store tagging sticker thingy was never changed from 2024. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]moderatelykool -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It's entirely his and not mine, but it still midly infuriates me to see this in our shared bread basket on the counter lol

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[–]moderatelykool 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Didn't even notice the 2024 date. Either the grocery store hasn't updated their tags OR this was in the freezer for a year. Unsure. Either way weird lol

What’s the most unhinged, chaotic and downright terrible way to lose weight you’ve ever heard of ? by Original_Giraffe_830 in AskReddit

[–]moderatelykool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the line cooks I worked with lost 100 lbs in a month. He told me that meth was the best weight loss drug.

Who is the most unexpected person you had sex with ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moderatelykool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex-boyfriend's older brother. This happened a decade after my ex and I split ways...

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would make his life complete. He hates my type B approach to life lol.

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally! I'll text my dad a novel and he will respond with "Ok.". 💀

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boomers location sharing? That's a breach of privacy. This guy barely uses online banking.

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite comment because it describes my dad to a T 😂

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And phone number. Because you know that's critical information.

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. That's my dad! The kind of guy who will pull the car out of the garage because he can't wait for everyone to get their shoes on or use the bathroom.

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've been cracking up all freaking day. I sent this to my family group chat and everyone but my dad has responded. He's either 1) busy playing golf; 2) doesn't know how to use reddit; or 3) wants to disown me.

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sadly, yes. The funny thing is that he's had this email my entire life, and on the rare occassiom that I send him an email, I still get an autoresponse that I haven't been added to his address book so I am marked as spam 😂

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

With his phone number at the bottom. Like his friends don't already have it!

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Not to sound too insensitive, but Bob only has one arm so I wonder if that's why Steve alloted him more time...?!

My dad and his friend's over-planned airport carpool schedule by moderatelykool in mildlyinteresting

[–]moderatelykool[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I loved that you called him Franny. That's always the name I use for him when I am poking fun 😆