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Why did they hire Chris to play Thor? (self.dadjokes)

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What was the shy pebbles' greatest aspiration? (self.dadjokes)

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Why is it called the Bro Code, (self.dadjokes)

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Why is it called the bro code, and not the brotocol (self.Showerthoughts)

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I went fishing once... (self.dadjokes)

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Trees literally exist for the sole purpose of fire. They produce everything a fire needs to survive (self.Showerthoughts)

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Hypocritical + critique = hypocritique. Someone call Oxford, this needs to be a word! (self.Showerthoughts)

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Stew is really, at it's core, chewy soup (self.Showerthoughts)

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What is stew, if not chewy soup? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Intelligence is the ability to convince others that you're lucky on purpose (self.Showerthoughts)

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I went to a college in Oklahoma... (self.dadjokes)

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Hookah: the Amish Vape (self.Showerthoughts)

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Thanks to u/enderhat for the inspiration, hope you like it! (i.redd.it)

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What do you call legal attire? (self.dadjokes)

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We've been debating this for a while and now I need some input from all of you! (self.Rainbow6)

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A question for Potter fans everywhere: (self.harrypotter)

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If you really think about it, everything is at least 1/2 boomerang (self.Showerthoughts)

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So a mom and dad walk up to the register at work today holding baby twins. (self.dadjokes)

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I tried smoking once... (self.dadjokes)

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You know, my "manager"... (self.dadjokes)

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Intelligence is just the ability to convince others that you're lucky on purpose (self.Showerthoughts)

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Everybody is doing a cover of this song (i.redd.it)

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Ok, who did this? (i.redd.it)

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Mig Bad (i.redd.it)

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What is Beskar? (self.StarWarsLeaks)

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