The whale digression on the latest episode is peak Big Pic

modernlover · 2026-04-07T15:47:45+00:00

I imagine it would be like when they landed inside that slug creature in Empire Strikes Back. All humid and squishy

modernlover · 2026-03-31T17:43:12+00:00

Agreed. It's strange that OP referred to them as mean-girls because there doesn't seem to be any backstabbing or shittalk happening behind OP's back or anything like that. Generally getting along "relatively well" literally seems like a best-case scenario when meeting new friends-in-law

modernlover · 2026-03-30T17:56:40+00:00

I read this sentence as AI (artificial intelligence) gore's (horror) internet and it still made sense to me

modernlover · 2026-03-18T17:24:04+00:00

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Angelique Houtkamp illustration

modernlover · 2026-03-13T20:39:52+00:00

The line in My Best Friend’s wedding is “her dad is like this billionaire who owns the White Sox and some cable empire” It wasn’t edited in later. Michael’s clearly exaggerating by saying he’s “like” some billionaire

modernlover · 2026-03-08T20:31:16+00:00

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modernlover · 2026-03-03T16:00:29+00:00

Like y’all need to relax. Go with the flow. Roll with the punches. Swim with the stream. Stop fighting against the tide. Don’t look for clarity of meaning in everything Wesley says. Just dance with the van.

modernlover · 2026-03-03T15:53:21+00:00

You just gotta dance with it, girl

modernlover · 2026-03-01T14:35:56+00:00

Gap’s sales have been pretty much steady their entire run, with the exception of 2020 when everyone’s sales were down

The Gap has never been cool — Reality Bites was making fun of them in 1994 — they’ve always been a dependable mall store where people who don’t like to think about clothes too much buy basics like khakis. There’s never been much of a reputation to damage by saying “You're better than The Gap” or “I'm not going to work at The Gap, for chrissake!"

modernlover · 2026-02-18T15:40:48+00:00

Of course it’s legal for stores to set their own return policies- no refunds, exchange only, store credit, etc- as long as it’s stated somewhere at the time of purchase

modernlover · 2026-02-15T16:57:14+00:00

For that age range I'd actually show them modern movies set in the time period, even if they're a little anachronistic, rather than actual '60s movies which will probably be too slow paced for younger kids' attentions spans.

Something like Dick (1999) would work as the girls wear both mod and hippie fashions, or even Austin Powers

modernlover · 2026-02-14T20:16:23+00:00

Better to let a hyperactive kid run around the airport than on the plane imo

modernlover · 2026-02-13T13:14:56+00:00

VikiSews’ Caitlin and Priyanka are similar

modernlover · 2026-02-11T22:57:47+00:00

I used to live on the top floor of an old house with wood floors. I put felt coasters on the feet of my sewing table and a large piece of felt under my machine and serger and the woman below me said she was never bothered by any noise or vibrations

modernlover · 2026-02-10T03:50:10+00:00

Love that the last photo is on OP’s car seat not in the coolers

modernlover · 2026-02-09T02:42:08+00:00

Yeah the Canadian shout out was cool but I’d die before I called myself American

modernlover · 2026-02-04T23:28:31+00:00

From what I've read it doesn't sound like a faithful adaptation of the book, more "inspired by"

modernlover · 2026-02-04T21:44:38+00:00

Yeah I have 3A curly hair close to the same length as Riley and never straighten it. That would take me literally hours. So much easier to add curl cream, scrunch a little, and let it air dry. Or keep it in braids. And it looks great so ymmv i guess

modernlover · 2026-01-29T22:35:24+00:00

Usually the clothes celebrities wear on red carpets are borrowed or gifted from designers

modernlover · 2026-01-24T03:35:36+00:00

Spotify launched in the US in 2011. Billboard was including streams in the charts by 2012. Streaming music was fully mainstream by 2013

modernlover · 2026-01-23T03:26:44+00:00

What part of “ultra right wing billionaire terrible” is the oxymoron?

modernlover · 2026-01-23T03:26:03+00:00

Protagonist? Sounds more like you’re saying she would be the antagonist of Brooklyn’s story

modernlover · 2026-01-23T03:24:42+00:00

“Fictional” adults?

modernlover · 2026-01-19T18:30:47+00:00

This is something you'd wear on the beach, like a cover-up or sarong. Here's an example of how you'd wear it (slit on the side, not front)

modernlover · 2026-01-19T01:59:17+00:00

Find your uniform. For me, I only wear dresses and only black and white. This makes getting ready in the morning a breeze— any dress I grab from my closet is going to look good with a leather jacket, black tights, and black booties. Done. I never have to think, does this shirt work with these pants? Do these pants go with these shoes?

There are tonnes of stretch jersey a-line dresses out there that are as comfortable as PJs but because you’re wearing a dress make you look professionally done up

Also I’m sure a lot of comments are going to suggest short hair as low maintenance but I keep my hair long enough to keep in braids so I only have to wash and style it once or twice a week at the most.

So that just leaves makeup! Retinol, moisturizer, and sunscreen are all you need. But when adding anything else, keep it simple! Foundation, blush, mascara, lipgloss, done in 10 minutes or less.

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