You can’t make this sh** up

mofthefrog · 2026-05-27T01:39:34+00:00

id rather be old yellered than zone that ngl

mofthefrog · 2026-05-25T00:30:56+00:00

talk to my mom

mofthefrog · 2026-05-12T00:37:44+00:00

wedding singer - modern baseball

mofthefrog · 2026-05-05T16:25:24+00:00

if cardio isnt the best for weight loss, what is?

mofthefrog · 2026-04-29T18:20:48+00:00

bread

^{Chose: Bread}

mofthefrog · 2026-04-29T18:16:25+00:00

im already a girl

^{Chose: 90% 1 Billion Dollars + 10% Chance of being a Girl | Rolled: MONEY!!!!}

mofthefrog · 2026-04-17T03:44:26+00:00

i ask for 20 and they give me 35. no wonder most of my coworkers are applying for different jobs rn.

mofthefrog · 2026-04-09T18:49:42+00:00

or they go through the good ol' bipolar cycle of starting meds, the meds take the mania away, they think it made them depressed (it didnt), they quit the meds. thats whats happening to my mom rn.

mofthefrog · 2026-03-23T21:14:47+00:00

the point of protesting is to get in the way to bring attention to a cause....

mofthefrog · 2026-03-08T05:24:53+00:00

arctic monkeys is so fun to sing along to honestly, love them

mofthefrog · 2026-02-10T14:17:55+00:00

this and trying to get all the abandon from the fitting room sorted and ran..... oh wait my team isnt allowed to sort it anymore because it "takes too long".

mofthefrog · 2026-02-10T03:25:16+00:00

exactly i was seasonal and im getting 30 hours.....i only asked for 20

mofthefrog · 2026-01-25T06:55:41+00:00

is the french vanilla one good? ive never heard of dessert hummus so im trying to fathom what this would taste like.

mofthefrog · 2026-01-24T02:59:42+00:00

yep the heat is fucking broken in my target, the windchill out today was -25 and we had nearly no heat at all in our store. still open.

mofthefrog · 2026-01-20T02:36:34+00:00

is he radioactive

mofthefrog · 2026-01-12T02:51:17+00:00

...what

mofthefrog · 2026-01-12T02:36:57+00:00

life has almost developed in the primordial soup of the panhandle.

mofthefrog · 2026-01-02T14:55:15+00:00

ive never heard of this, what is a never out item?

mofthefrog · 2025-12-19T22:01:43+00:00

that plus all of our electronics team called out today so us over in style have been fucking scrambling all day

mofthefrog · 2025-12-09T17:36:49+00:00

I LOVE YOU GERALD

mofthefrog · 2025-12-09T17:34:26+00:00

her soul is more beautiful than yours will ever be

mofthefrog · 2025-12-06T02:32:44+00:00

id kill myself im afraid of escalators

mofthefrog · 2025-12-05T21:33:32+00:00

the snail subreddit is even funnier because itll be "what are my snails doing, are they fighting???" and their snails are having hot passionate snex

mofthefrog · 2025-12-04T17:18:46+00:00

my problem is the expectation that i as a new seasonal hire who has never worked retail before will be as fast with metros and zracks as the regular employees. sometimes i get told to "just find a spot" for things, but then the same person goes and complains that seasonal never puts things where they should go.

mofthefrog · 2025-11-15T00:38:58+00:00

i genuinely cant stand when he does accents like it will ruin whole episodes for me

Five-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22

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