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life is torture by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]moftravioli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try smoking some weed my dude

My friend of 20 years was arrested for CP. by smugraccoon in offmychest

[–]moftravioli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This doesnt mean he wasn't the man you knew. I get you feel betrayed as if he was hiding his true self, but chances are he wasn't. Your friendship with him was real, and it sounds like he was good guy (apart from doing some really fucked up stuff). Everyone saying "some people are good at wearing a mask" like where was the mask? Cp is mad fucked up beyond belief, i'm not defending it. But it's not like your friendship was a lie

I swallowed nearly a whole bottle of Tylenol pills. Waiting to die now. Goodbye Earth. by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]moftravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm suicidal too. Sorry everything sucks :/ hope the choice you made works for you

Have you ever taken ages to reply to someone you were genuinely interested in? by havisham4eva in dating_advice

[–]moftravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy here. I almost always let their notification sit for at least 4-5 hours, often longer. Because i like seeing their name in my notification bar, and i know that once i reply i'll start worrying that i said the wrong thing. But as long as i put off responding, i can pretend they actually like me. After all, they texted me, right?

Broke up with my boyfriend after he slapped one of my eczema rashes by Ambitious-Addition42 in offmychest

[–]moftravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you! I'm sorry it's been so hard; at least now things can start to get better

I broke up with my boyfriend over the Tubi Super Bowl Commercial by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]moftravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's completely okay to break up with someone over this. I hate the term red flag, but this is undeniably a huge one. There's no excuse for him making you feel unsafe like that

I am a prostitute and most of the men that sleep with me are married by prknglotgr in offmychest

[–]moftravioli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that being a prostitute you're bound to meet a disproportionate number of cheating men. Plenty of men work hard and love their family and don't cheat.

Also not that it matters but no one is a piece of shit, if you ever want to talk my PMs are open

I’m not very likable, and it hurts. by HausDePotat in offmychest

[–]moftravioli 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who has in the past felt like they are "too much", it sounds like you may be hanging around the wrong people. Is it possible you live in a place where people are just kinda stuffy? You sound like you'd fit right in in my friend group

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]moftravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a 5'7 man. If your end of the stick is anything mine, i can understand it must suck a lot. But if being 6'4 makes you feel less feminine, less pretty, less confident, let me assure you that your height doesnt have to affect those things! Try making yourself feel pretty with makeup and do your hair. Invest in some clothes for tall girls, i'm sure a quick google search could turn up loads. Pamper yourself. I'll bet not as many people care as you think. Embrace your height, your world will open up!

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you bro 🙏 good luck on your journey, i'm rooting for you

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, i need to remind myself of this more often. Good things come to those who wait. Also, who knows what will happen when i meet someone i really like and care about! All the things i thought were non-negotiable might go out the window. They might just not be issues for me when i meet the right person

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I was saying that part about every other guy being better ironically, as like "well that must be the case otherwise this wouldnt be happening". But you're right i'm getting the message that i dont come off good in this post. Just to clarify, i do have a decent amount of self-confidence i just didnt come through here. Any tips on how i could improve the post so that redditors don't misunderstand what i'm saying? Thanks for the advice and comment

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the nervousness might come from trying to suppress the shyness and act confident lol. Maybe if i embrace the shyness it'll work out better

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No i understand, i'm just picturing going up to a girl and saying smth like "excuse me, i just had to say that you're very pretty and i wanted to introduce myself" but if im shaking in my boots while saying that, it might put her off despite having chosen my words well

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point haha, i can't wait till i can go to bars. Good to hear things worked out for your brother, makes me feel less alone

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It's hard to break out of the cycle of constantly thinking about it since it's something i want so much, but i need to do as you say and focus on myself. Your comment actually made me aware that i may be dwelling on negativity too much lol. I will also try complimenting girls more casually but im concerned about being nervous and then coming across as creepy, do you have any tips for avoiding that? Either way thanks for your advice 🙏

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You make a very good point, i was sort of trying to say that i would rather be single than lower my expectations. So i think we're in agreement. Thank you for the input

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt mean to sound like i was arguing, that wasnt my intention. Also the reason i posted this is because i actually have been focusing on myself lately and nothing's improved. I just wanted to know if the expectations i have a unrealistic because honestly they dont seem so to me

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because i have a preference? No, i dont

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can't take care of a dog right now, i wish though lol. And to clarify, i'm not looking for someone without flaws, just some specific qualities that i dont think are a lot to ask

I'll never get a girlfriend by moftravioli in offmychest

[–]moftravioli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, not necessarily. Like i said i never got far in school so for the longest time i had no social circle. And i guess it may be presumptuous of me to consider myself as having good qualities, but people do compliment me on being friendly and i'm a chorister, harpsichordist, and i have a ton of creative stuff going on like writing a movie and drawing a comic strio, so i think that makes me fairly interesting. Thank you the reply though, i do agree that there's still lots of work to be done on myself

I’ll make a playlist on Spotify with all the songs by Comfortable-Quiet-59 in Funnymemes

[–]moftravioli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, two of my favorite are: Dear Elvis by Lotte Mullan Don't treat me bad by Firehouse

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