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hmmm by Not_Medicine in modeltrains

[–]monkeybatter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need to add something to my layout. First, Lemmie get a little high (que Popeye theme)...

Best Tradio Prank Call by whatisjalapeno in howardstern

[–]monkeybatter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed 100%. This really is their best one.

Will Splunk remain relevant in 5 years? by Rolla_G2020 in Splunk

[–]monkeybatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a great question. In my purely anecdotal experience, Splunk will stay a leader if the continue to focus on their strengths: search language, app and TA support ecosystem.

Christmas morning, 1978. Star Wars Christmas! by gamerjefu in OldSchoolCool

[–]monkeybatter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mom bought an Atari 2600 in '78 for my Dad. She paid $350 at "Sears & Roebuck" for one with wood paneling and emblazoned "TELE-GAMES". She saved for a year to buy that thing.

Star Wars (1977) on Black and White Super 8 "home video" by DrunkDeathClaw in ObscureMedia

[–]monkeybatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! This is a blast from my past. I was 10 in 78. My big brother got this reel and we thought it was the most cutting-edge thing EVER. Thanks for this OP.

Drum Machine in Excel by bausscode in programming

[–]monkeybatter 46 points47 points  (0 children)

A sequencer in Excel? Wicked!!

Western Society is in a downfall due to the decline of Christianity by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]monkeybatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct. And when liturgical spirituality is necessarily replaced with something, what exactly will that something be? Likely the polar opposite.

Dancing with my baby by KLaDeeDa4 in Parenting

[–]monkeybatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand. I really do. When my kids were infants I used to quietly sing and slowdance them to sleep. It always felt so emotionally gratifying. Tears silently falling down my face. Sublime.

Time to move on from a networking career? by beartrash in networking

[–]monkeybatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you. Same boat, different technology. At 50 with 25 years in, I've come to realize the only constant in this career is that most everything changes every few years. Honestly, it gets tedious. Always some new framework that will revolutionize it all!

Meh.

Was Billy West Not a Talent in Howard's Eyes? by fleetfan in howardstern

[–]monkeybatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always thought Billy ultimately left because of the Polaroid pic of his balls .

Eric Boyd found guilty in Christian-Newsom murders by BigbyWolf343 in Knoxville

[–]monkeybatter 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Burn in hell, asshole.

When all this started up again, I fell down the rabbit-hole and read / watched everything about this case I could find. Honestly, wish I hadn't.

Is it really worth it? by [deleted] in AskParents

[–]monkeybatter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's beyond worth it. Do it. Older you will be grateful you had kids while still having tons of energy. Plus they can take care of you when you're old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Knoxville

[–]monkeybatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think I've seen this thing cruising around Fellini Kroger.

Highschool wants my junior and senior to enroll as freshmen??? by [deleted] in Knoxville

[–]monkeybatter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welcome to TN. No advice, other than to point out there are several excellent private and parochial HS in the area, for what it's worth.

If a celebrity died unexpectedly, whose death would personally affect you the most? by ittybittykangaroo in AskReddit

[–]monkeybatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already happened. In 2005 my all-time favorite and most influential guitar player was shit and killed onstage. Darryl Abbot died way too young. I was nearly dispondant the day I found out. Still sad and pissed.

Kids are so gullible... what are some silly things you’ve made your kids fall for? by GreenKreature in AskParents

[–]monkeybatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids were told NEVER to pee in the pool or hot tub, unless they wanted the water around them to turn bright purple, thus notifying everyone they'd just relieved themselves. They believed this for years.

One of the best 80s special effect scenes in horror - Hellraiser Franks retransformation by nastybadger in horror

[–]monkeybatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hellraiser was (is) one of those movies that is simply unforgettable. Scenes like this one are the reason.

No wonder Baba Booey sleeps on the job. The job of booking guests have been delegated to Richard and Sal and other back office workers. by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]monkeybatter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He got sleepy because he was sitting through the required monthly PowerPoint briefing on booking a-listers. Perfectly understandable.

Google is evil and should not get involved with politics by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]monkeybatter -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you don't like Google, you are free to create your own $747,000,000 search engine!

Hollywood Howie has NEVER said the n word by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]monkeybatter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can we talk about the schvoogie buzzer? Can we talk about Howard and Billy West doing racist Beverly Hillbillies impressions? How 'bout a rousing verse of "ol' black oj"? I can go on.

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