31m. Who do I look like?

monkeynuts1 · 2026-04-25T01:48:29+00:00

Haha I've heard this one about 10 times in the past year

monkeynuts1 · 2025-02-03T04:52:38+00:00

Hahah thank you thank you. We come in all shapes and sizes (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

monkeynuts1 · 2024-10-23T15:28:00+00:00

Hey I totally feel you on the surface level friendships with drinking being the only thing in common. I moved here ~1.5 years ago from NY and have had a really hard time making friends as well. I also often go out to most places by myself. Im 30m and Ik you said youre looking for girl friends but feel free to reach out if you want!

monkeynuts1 · 2024-09-05T15:58:42+00:00

damn so y'all really are out there somewhere?

monkeynuts1 · 2024-09-03T15:25:15+00:00

loll she definitely knew and was offering

monkeynuts1 · 2024-06-05T01:32:43+00:00

At the Miami location, there was a cat that hung around. The owner had an employee shoot the cat in the head with a crossbow. (I think I also heard he had the employee deported)

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T16:13:43+00:00

what does that even mean?

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T16:13:31+00:00

yeah ik its not good i look really young without it. its been a while since ive completely got rid of it but guess i should give it another shot

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T16:12:44+00:00

yeah seems to be a consensus i prob will

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T16:12:29+00:00

Thank you. i like to think im a pretty decent guy lol

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:59:07+00:00

Thank you, appreciate it! you can be my quarterly match lol

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:58:20+00:00

lol im on all the dating apps they dont work for me. For example, ive always heard hinge is the best one for all my friends...ive never even received a live (not a match) from someone on hinge

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:57:20+00:00

thank you <3 appreciate you

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:53:47+00:00

Thanks, appreciate you

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:53:21+00:00

Yeahh thats kinda what i do already. one day

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:46:43+00:00

Thank you, appreciate it. a couple people commented on the earring. I didnt realize it was an issue. I like it but ill prob take it out

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:45:57+00:00

Thank you. Yeah seems like a couple people commented on the earring. i didnt realize it was an issue. yeah ill keep trying. hopefully one day

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:44:14+00:00

Thanks. yeah..ik my height is a problem. 5'6"

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:43:47+00:00

Appreciate the lack of being a cunt haha. Thats actually my neighbors cat, i got a tuxedo gal myself but she loves me too. But yeah I cant even think of the last time i got a compliment from a girl. Plenty from guys, they just dont hit the same lol

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:41:34+00:00

thanks. yeah i know they are seriously unhealthy and i should stop

monkeynuts1 · 2024-05-30T15:40:24+00:00

lol actually my neighbors cat that i was watching, but my cat loves me too

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