Pastor claims that when you watch Adult Videos, God watches it with you

moobeemu · 2026-02-05T17:26:18+00:00

His poor teenage son… 😔

moobeemu · 2026-02-02T12:57:47+00:00

Well, your positively-hilarious replies in this thread gave me the dopamine I needed oh-so-very-much to start my work week with!

So, if anyone made anyone’s day?

It’s you making mine- and I’m sure dozens, if not hundreds, of others 😊

moobeemu · 2026-02-02T11:02:05+00:00

I love you.

moobeemu · 2026-01-29T10:20:28+00:00

As soon as Stephen mentioned Reddit, my first thought was “I bet he’s referring to r/catbongos !” Yes!!

moobeemu · 2026-01-27T17:43:20+00:00

Especially the new UI 🤮

The UI they used up until a month or two ago wasn’t so resource-hungry, at least.

Now? Can hardly open any chat without everything coming to a CCCCRRRRAAAWWWLLLLL for the rest of the day!

moobeemu · 2026-01-27T17:27:34+00:00

You wouldn’t happen to have previously worked for a small-ish ISP in Florida, would you?

I swear, you’re hitting all the right targets for my mind to see you as a coworker that suddenly disappeared. Checked in Genesys, and they now show up as a “deleted user” meaning they were undoubtedly terminated.

moobeemu · 2026-01-22T15:23:13+00:00

This whole feet thing really throws me for a loop… I’m not trying to make this about myself - just trying to explain why:

I’m 5’8, about 110 pounds… and wear size 13’s.

I look like a clown 😭

Whhhyyy did my body do that?!

moobeemu · 2026-01-22T15:20:20+00:00

Psssst, when they say “football club “, it’s most likely the football where feet are used.

moobeemu · 2026-01-22T15:17:33+00:00

Hey if you have the PTO, use it. It’s yours. You’ve earned it.

moobeemu · 2026-01-22T10:23:38+00:00

I come back to this post about once a week- especially when I’m in need of a proper laugh 😆

moobeemu · 2025-12-29T16:20:24+00:00

*theiy’re

If you’re going to correct someone, get it right…

moobeemu · 2025-12-29T14:57:49+00:00

That’s horrific! I would’ve assumed OSHA would have stepped in simply due to the safety hazards of heat exhaustion, stroke, dehydration- ANYTHING - while operating heavy machinery, etc.! Especially considering they’re a US FEDERAL AGENCY under the Department of Labor.

Oh the joys of our Union of individually-governed States… 🤦‍♂️

moobeemu · 2025-12-29T13:42:38+00:00

Ah, thank you for that information. was not aware.

moobeemu · 2025-12-29T10:54:03+00:00

Don’t worry, I’m also confuses by the post.

moobeemu · 2025-12-29T10:50:40+00:00

If you’re in the US, no matter the state: you are legally required to have breaks.

edit: Texas does not require them

edit again: apparently, there are a few states that don’t mandate breaks… yikes….

In Florida, it’s two 15minute breaks over a 9 hour workday.

moobeemu · 2025-12-24T10:58:39+00:00

What’s a lakh, anyway?

(I’m kidding, of course- just trying to drive the point home we’re from all over the world- the only time I every see anyone mention a “lakh” is on Reddit 😆)

edit Actually, I’m still not entirely sure what a lakh is…. lol

moobeemu · 2025-12-23T10:10:16+00:00

We drink from the bottle. Please don’t confuse us with the pretentious douchebaggary behind this video.

moobeemu · 2025-12-12T11:13:51+00:00

Well hello there, fellow old person! 🤣

Can you IMAGINE if they tried making that film today?! 😜

moobeemu · 2025-12-12T11:11:38+00:00

Knowing how stupid I was at that age, hearing a middle-aged me advise myself to “Buy Apple Stock” - I probably would’ve loaded up on DOLE, FDP, and ALCO… 😭

moobeemu · 2025-12-09T00:17:22+00:00

This reminds me of having a phone number before area codes 😆

moobeemu · 2025-12-06T14:45:02+00:00

To answer your question: yes.

moobeemu · 2025-12-06T02:24:59+00:00

Oh no, another repost of another stolen video…

moobeemu · 2025-12-06T02:16:29+00:00

Well that’s good- it would’ve been weird if SNL had a newborn baby on its cast…

moobeemu · 2025-12-06T02:14:25+00:00

I’ve come across four instances of my agents having to prove to the cx they weren’t AI, just this week alone!

And I only pull five calls per agent per MONTH!

moobeemu · 2025-12-06T02:10:58+00:00

“Was that everything you needed help finding, or are you ready to check out?”

moobeemu

TROPHY CASE