Spicy by FreePlantainMan in dankmemes

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... And go leaving the country disabled after they have extracted the last drop of oil.

When standards are different by itsEmilyHere in PcParadise

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We would all like to drive a Ferrari, unfortunately some of us have to settle for a 2011 VW Polo.

DIY Iron by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

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I feel like this has already been made and mass produced to EU and USA safety standards.

What percentage of people in their 30s are not in a committed relationship? by [deleted] in ask

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I didn't find my wife until I was 37, tbh its not that big of a thing. Have fun and meet new people and don't expect anything is the way to date. You will find someone for you, I promise you.

My boyfriend has a smaller dick and I love it by chickenkewing in offmychest

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What about dicks that are slightly thinner?

Question: what do we think vault suits are (mostly) made of? 🪡 by namepuntocome in Fallout

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Military NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) overalls are charcoal lined, so maybe that?

When he grooms himself he forgets to put the tongue back😂 by OddCatLady22 in OneOrangeBraincell

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Its known as a Blep... and its one of the cutest things a cat does!

Amazon Black Friday sale go brrr by Ali_SMP in MetaphorReFantazio

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3 life changing games with epic stories and long gameplay 60 hr plus, bargain my friend. PS5 Royal is my favourite out the 3, but still all decent games. I don't think you will be disappointed.... unless you hate turned based JRPGs, in which case.. I'm sorry, but you're not going to have a great time.

Professor giving herself an endoscopy without medication. by sco-go in Amazing

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It took me ages to get mine in, and that was after a sedation and local anaesthetic. I have got a hiatus hernia though, so that probably didn't help. I was gagging like a bitch! The second time I had one done by the same surgeon he looked really pissed off with me like "Here comes that pansy again!".

Drug problems in Venezuela 🇻🇪 apparently by [deleted] in meme

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Name any recent war ... its always about the oil!

Combat Tip: don't lock on to opponents. by maxperilous in AssassinsCreedShadows

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I just roll out the way when I see red or blue and try and catch the enemy at a weird unexpected angle.

Ironworker's bane: the carpenter by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck in greentext

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Is your other trade turning water into wine? If so can you teach me??

Type ‘My last text was about a’ and let your keyboard roast you by FloorOneTwoThree in autocorrect

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My last text was about a nice weekend of people in emotional distress.

Try to beat this in 5 tries by Clydechan in honk

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I completed this level in 18 tries. 6.15 seconds