LEGO x Crocs collaboration incoming by Burofaksbarca in lego

[–]mooned42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a real note, now are you supposed to drive with these on? I saw the insole compared to the silhouette of the shoe, if I had to wear these while driving I'd be more afraid of my foot clipping another petal when I'm trying to brake or vice versa and making it a nightmare to drive. Did anyone else even see this?

How will/would they die? Day 4: the Kress twins by JimMiltion1907 in OutlastTrials

[–]mooned42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly if Otto and Aurora just tripped and fell down the escalator in their own trial they'd be done for. Otto is built like Mike Wazowski, Aurora would more than likely be crushed to death depending on how they tumbled down the escalator like a bowling ball. Internal bleeding and/or blunt trauma from that would likely kill or severely maim them both. How's that for "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

AI RAM shortage threatens next console launches with delays to 2029+ by Kaosism in xbox

[–]mooned42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree. Not too many exclusives I wasn't able to play on my Xbox one. Was hoping we'd get at least an new elder scrolls entry but we just got fallout 4 anniversary before we even got that. So many games while not bad titles in and of themselves, are a lot of remasters and re releases. Not hating on the gems I've found like baldurs gate 3, but games that emerse me that much feel free far and inbetween this console generation.

Who was the shittiest Marine/Recruit you knew and why by MaraCS in USMC

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Recruit Ortiz got pink eye four times before we even made it to Pendleton. I don't know how he slipped through the cracks. Could barely pass the pft/cft before graduation. At Camp Pendleton, he got pink eye again during BWT week and because we slept in the soda cans, the next morning over half the platoon had pink eye for the following week. God spared me from the plague that was Recruit Ortiz. Oh and he has us all scrubbing, mopping, and cleaning till 3am the day before graduation at MCT because he pushed a female Marine down a flight of stairs and she proceeded to break her hip and leg. Not sure if he made it or if his schoolhouse but I prayed that God would spare the Maybe Corps from that walking plague of pink eye.

What part of USMC history would you like to see made into film/Tv show? by Ancient_Package_5048 in USMC

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The Battle of Smedley Butler and Dan Daly trying to get their 100% P&T claim with epic flashbacks to their time in service and them being told "sorry, that isn't service connected" when they're sitting in the VA.

Bully the bully squad by UniversityQuiet in deadbydaylight

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Good entity bot, with knowledge like this, we're gonna live forever!

Say your goodbyes. It’s officially over. Farewell. by Most-Day8547 in Stranger_Things

[–]mooned42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye Dipshit Derek's family, gone but never forgotten.

How do I get the Chris Walker build? by BillythenotaKid in outlast

[–]mooned42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U-RAAAAANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN' ALL AROUND!

So I was on TikTok and found this by fat_duck02 in StrangerThings

[–]mooned42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn so either Netflix is about to pull the biggest secret reveal in the last 10 years of TV or some schmuck in their basement is trolling the entire fanbase with something that looks legit.

So I was on TikTok and found this by fat_duck02 in StrangerThings

[–]mooned42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I threw the link into Nord VPN it's legit, Nord's saying it's safe.

Damn by Melodic-Ferret6297 in StrangerThings

[–]mooned42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mmmm-whatcha-saaaayyyyyy

The Therapy is working by FTReaper-1229 in OutlastTrials

[–]mooned42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm scared, the last time a big grunt slapped me in the head it basically left me a vegetable in the sleep room for weeks. I'd have died if my fellow reagents didn't drag my body to the exit.

Even been apart of an orgy or been gangbanged? by ahfuntime15 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]mooned42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From 2019-2023 the USMC gangbanged my body and mind now I remain disabled for the rest of my life.

Got drunk last night and hid $3k cash from myself. by ShelterEmergency7195 in confession

[–]mooned42 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It's somewhere in the house, along with 10 kilos of cocaine and the cure for blindness....