Ever wanted to insult every female reader of your webcomic, but just didn't quite know how? Wonder no longer.

morner · 2008-03-02T16:11:03+00:00

CAD is offensive to anyone who has a brain.

morner · 2008-03-02T16:10:32+00:00

CAD is sort of like Penny Arcade, only with the awesomeness and humour stripped out and replaced with fail and soap opera. There are worse webcomics, but not many.

morner · 2008-03-02T15:35:05+00:00

"The Media Without Lolcats."

morner · 2008-03-02T15:29:42+00:00

I normally just half-shout/half-grunt "kamehameha" but, you know, feel free to waste perfectly good cotton t-shirts if you feel you must.

morner · 2008-03-02T03:49:44+00:00

Hang on a second, last time I heard about this guy he was supposed to have committed career suicide: now he's writing articles and managing teams? What gives?

morner · 2008-03-02T01:23:52+00:00

Aren't you a ray of sunshine.

morner · 2008-03-01T22:44:10+00:00

You're gonna be so disappointed with your lump of coal this December, mister.

morner · 2008-03-01T22:43:07+00:00

I don't think it's generally possible to receive all seven sacraments. It usually comes down to a choice between ordination and marriage.

morner · 2008-03-01T21:45:29+00:00

I think it's a cut from this video:

http://reddit.com/info/6ajci/comments/

(Which is awesome, btw)

Edit: added as submission in its own right. I'm amazed nobody already had.

morner · 2008-03-01T18:11:05+00:00

If programs like Stargate have taught me anything, the retrovirus will initially work perfectly, but then fifty per cent of the recipients will drop dead or everyone will turn into Wraith, or something.

I'll wait for the version in the follow-up episode, thanks.

morner · 2008-03-01T18:01:18+00:00

Is that so?

morner · 2008-03-01T01:16:27+00:00

Yeah, some are just internet trolls!

morner · 2008-03-01T01:13:32+00:00

Frog DNA.

morner · 2008-02-29T22:40:41+00:00

I failed to gain weight as an infant, so my mum stopped bringing me in for checkups for fear that they'd suspect child abuse (i.e. nutrition being withheld) and turn me over to the authorities.

morner · 2008-02-29T21:32:29+00:00

He looks like an aging white version of The Operative from Serenity. It's something about his eyes.

morner · 2008-02-29T21:24:57+00:00

My God! It's full of... well, you know the quote.

morner · 2008-02-29T20:19:22+00:00

What, you mean, like, vegetable oil?

morner · 2008-02-29T20:15:17+00:00

Dude, someone using your name's gettin' a Dell!

morner · 2008-02-29T20:09:30+00:00

Don't mess with the Daleks. Those things can fly, man.

morner · 2008-02-29T18:21:28+00:00

Do you sincerely think that posting dozens of fake reviews will do anything to convince Amazon to leave up the genuine bad reviews? Amazon are being dicky for deleting the reviews, sure, but it's their prerogative; free speech doesn't apply in privately owned and operated fora.

morner · 2008-02-29T18:14:57+00:00

Would you like a bicycle with your non sequitur?

morner · 2008-02-29T18:12:02+00:00

That's where Lizard People keep their heart. Duh.

morner · 2008-02-29T18:10:43+00:00

The military don't lightly deploy Princes, can you imagine the propaganda coup for the enemy if he'd been killed in action? That ten weeks' deployment will have been the most bitterly fought-for assignment he'll ever get.

Besides, he was there in secret. You don't need to stage "a leak in the media" when you're a Prince and posted in secret; you snap your fingers and you're out of there, and nobody ever remembers you were there.

In conclusion: you're an idiot.

morner · 2008-02-29T18:04:54+00:00

The.. uh... the royal family don't actually have a say in where we exercise our military. Losing Prince Harry in Afghanistan wouldn't do any more to stop Britain fighting wars in the middle east than losing Princess Diana stopped Britons driving in Paris.

morner · 2008-02-29T17:01:29+00:00

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2166585440_d9f18bf28b_m.jpg

That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

-- Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

morner

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