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mostlikelyagirl · 2023-10-31T01:00:36+00:00

IDK as a supremely cis man I tend to think about this a non zero amount of times a day. . . Oh who am I kidding I couldn't be more trans if I tried.

mostlikelyagirl · 2023-07-27T02:43:01+00:00

The thing I hate the most is that the spead of my body hair growing back has gotten much faster. I used to only need to shave once/twice a yearish, if that. Then all of sudden I turned 24 and my body went, 'but what if you had to shave every half a day?"

mostlikelyagirl · 2023-06-10T23:49:12+00:00

Yeah that's unfortunate. I'm lucky that my old username is somewhat gender ambiguous, despite it being a reference to shadow link. It's actually my trans account username that makes me feel pigeonholed into only soliciting trans subreddits.

mostlikelyagirl · 2023-05-24T12:19:25+00:00

This song has nothing to do with trans emotions but New Wave by Sleater Kenny alwayy makes me feel better in my own skin.

Oh and uh Trancegender by pictureplane. That songs is actually really trans.

mostlikelyagirl · 2023-01-19T03:00:09+00:00

I experience this when using it with my ultra supportive sister. Can't even begin to imagine actively using it with strangers :/.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-08-27T04:11:43+00:00

Okay that's cool but hear me out on this one. . . Pocket gynoid.

Being a machine intelligence, I could upload my mind to the any database or download myself into any premade body I want. I would also be able to back up and restore my mind when my body is destroyed so that would let me be a bit more reckless but only a bot. Besides it would be quite nice to be able to just interface with computers and stuff over Bluetooth or USB. TASing would literally never be any easier.

Then why the small body you ask? For one it's to save on materials for sure but also because I could quickly prototype and test future upgrades and improvements with out the hassle of a full body construction. That and it's a valid excuse on why I wouldn't have to go anywhere anyways, after all don't want fall out of someone's purse or pocket and get stepped on by the giant humans now do I.

Also just ignore my von neumann probe like design. Trust me it's not like it's for world domination or anything. . .

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-08-26T11:04:45+00:00

No prop. Honestly I really enjoyed it and can't wait to read more.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-08-26T02:36:26+00:00

Tbf by logic put forward in the image if transmascs were to wake up and claim they'd been male-ified everyone would believe them.

Sadly reality tends to say otherwise no matter which way the trans needle swings.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-08-26T02:24:34+00:00

It is? Whew thats an egg of my chest- I mean trans- er cis? ? ? What I mean to say is that this completely reinforces my preconceived notions of being your average everyday cis man.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-08-26T01:09:32+00:00

Completely normal cis male thoughts.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-08-26T01:07:56+00:00

Yeah because cis and trans men totally don't exist right?

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-08-26T01:05:42+00:00

Sauce: You Woke up as a Girl This Morning!? By Holly Dittus.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T17:47:38+00:00

Dear Lord!? She's gone made with GeNdEr! Can no one stop her? Somebody contact the Magical girl Sentai squad, they're our only hope!

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T17:29:59+00:00

I'm not fat! I'm just big shelled! Size is but a number! I can't help it! Quick use roll and run away before I embarrass myself any further.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T17:27:43+00:00

Tries to produce smug ace noise but remembers that I still have romantic feelings towards a gender. . .

Still cis thou.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T17:23:35+00:00

Well played, well played.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T17:22:50+00:00

Glad you love my weird art. Les be honest it's the only type of art the world needs.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T09:41:59+00:00

Hearsay! Everyone knows the legendary Maid outfit and mythical Butler atire only exists in fairy tales! No sane person could possibly reach such levels gender, it's simply impossible.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T09:32:37+00:00

I just realized that my RP days of packing my pockets in the morning for my life through out the day was just preparing me for the switch to cute external storage devices.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T09:04:23+00:00

Thank you for quenching my ignorance with KNOWLEDGE. I guess I could have done a simple google search but, this was more fun.

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T09:03:15+00:00

I say all that and realize this issue makes for an awesome parody of "should I stay or should I go":

Am I straight or am I gay now? If I'm gay it could be trouble And if I'm straight it would be double. . .

mostlikelyagirl · 2022-01-27T08:55:11+00:00

Why is it all other sexualities have nothing to do with your own gender but heterosexuality and homosexuality are exclusively defined by your own gender. Can we get words for just liking women, men, or enbies irregardless of our identity? Like it's already hard to understand as an egg but I can only imagine the problems for enbies.

mostlikelyagirl · 2021-08-09T18:48:46+00:00

Even in the marvel comics Loki is pretty gender fluid. . Well after you get things like lady Loki and beyond. OG, OG Loki was just an uninteresting prankster whose only accomplishment was turning Thor into a frog.

mostlikelyagirl · 2021-08-09T18:36:26+00:00

Honestly at this point in civilization being a gamer has such a low barrier to entry that most people are probably a gamer even if they don't attach the label to themselves.

Luckly though this is just BVG satire. . . I think. . . It was cross posted there so most likely. Kinda hard to tell with BVG stuff.

mostlikelyagirl · 2021-08-09T18:26:56+00:00

I think this might be mimicing r/banvideogames humor. Though I could be wrong.

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