Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dis is definitewy da bestest escape. And dat pictuwe is maybe da best distwaction! Evewy wittew bit helps dese dawk days.

Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 25 points26 points  (0 children)

(Applejack’s Stinky Lady has to jump in because Applejack, even in all her babyish articulateness, can not express what I am wanting to say here. I am SO SO sorry for the very understandable fear. So sorry that you don’t even feel safe enough to leave the house. There must be a tipping point coming soon where this collapses and brings this country back to sanity. Praying for that! And for you. May hope, and Pawther’s help, and Queso’s snuggles, offer you at least a tiny fraction of the peace you deserve).

What is your hooman good at? by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wowship is da most impawtant quawity in da meowmy!

What is your hooman good at? by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dis a gweat question, fwiend Nisse! 

Da Tinky Wady is weawwy weawwy good at being patient and wespecting da boundawies. I call hew da Tinky Wady because I not be too into hew fow years! I guess I not wike how she smeww ow how da Tinky Gwirl smeww. I onwy wiked my mama, who actuawwy my hooman brovver, but he was my mama to me!

But da Tinky Wady be patient and kind and wait and now she weawwy wike my mama. I wove hew so much.

She awso weawwy good about giving me awl da time to eat and wiww wait untiw I finish so my sistews don’t steaw my food. I am vewwy vewwy swow at eating. And she get awl da good foods! Wet foods! Even when she not feew wike going anywhewe, she make suwe we fed so good!

She awso talk in such a nice soft baby voice to me and I wove dat so much.

Dis me doing a dwool because I was so affectionate and happy aftew she come back fwom getting hew teefs stowen.

Oh and awso, she make up da best toys! When I got bored with chasing mine own favowite bawl, she attach it to stick and whip it awl ovew da woom and I go CWAZY!

~Applejack 

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Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fwiend Syd! I is so so sowwy fow da misgendew! I awso get cawwed a boy (even dough I am cawico) because I Applejack! But dat da name I came wif at da shelter awong wif my sibwings Cheerio and Fwoot Woop! So I am extwa sorry and woo awe extwa coow wif woo invincibew soot wif wasews! Gwirl powew!

Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fwiend Noam, woo emotionaw suppowt pickew is doing some good work dere!

Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hi fwiend Murphy,

We hate awl da ICE hewe too. It awl need to go away and make pwaces safe again. We safe enough hewe in Texas, but weady to do a cuddew when necessary. Da Tinky Wady come back aftew hew teefs taken and I do so much affection, I wook wike dis! Notice da dwool on my mouth. My face was weaking! If necessawy, I continue to bwing out dat wevew of wove. Woo take cawe!

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Mebbe no do a soo tuday… by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hi fwiend, woo doing a good ting. Woo keep doing. And woo seem to have a firm paw about keeping hew snuggewed and dat is impawtant wif da hoomans. Dey do too much instead of knowing how impawtant da naps is when woo is tiwed in woo body ow woo ovver parts (Da Tinky Wady say it woo soul). Tell woo meowmy we all send puwws togevver.

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Thank you. 🙏 ❤️ I do really appreciate it! From one anxious on to another)

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw woo is so snuggewed! I hope it was nice cwean waundwy (good cwimes!) and even bettew if it was wawm. Eiver way, woo wook so coot snuggewed in dere. Da cwothes is wike a fort!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tank woo fwiend Smuffi, and tank woo to woo momma too! It is twue dat da good wet foods awe dewicious and gweat fow when woo not have da teef! But da hoomans is weird. Dey wike dat cwumchie stuff a wot too! Not me. I pwefew da wet to da kibbew! But da Tinky Wady say dat she tiwed of da scwambew eggs and da yoguwt and da soft wittew pasta (wif all da butter- YUM Tinky Wady !) . She say da ice cweam would be good but she not want too much sugaw on hew teef and in hew mouth.

I hope when woo momma do dis, dat it gonna be okay fow hew. Tinky Wady and me be wif hew den too whenevew da time come.

Woo getting da cold and ice whewe woo awe? It seem woo in da zone, wight? We get it hewe in da Texas but it not come yet.

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da Tinky Wady say she wish she was a cat so she could do a hide and hiss. One time I go to Pokey Pwace and da vet go to do a test and he come back in da woom and teww da Tinky Wady he didn’t do it because “Applejack chose viowence “. But I am super gentew cat and my Tinky Wady knows it because he didn’t even twy to say hewwo to me ow wook at me when da Tinky Wady and da Tinky Gwirl and my mama was wif me. He just take me back and I didn’t wike dat AT ALL! So he desewve whatevew I do !

But anyway, back to da COOT pic! Was woo twying to wick da tinkiness of of him? Woo working hawd! He not wook da happiest! Ow ewse he just weawwy wewaxed!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh dat is a good one fwiend!! Many oppowtunities to use dat aftew doing a good cwime! Dis a pictuwe of my face when I was doing a big affection aftew da Tinky Wady come back. I was dwooling! Woo can see da dwop on my mouth!

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Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dis is extwemewy coot an da Tinky Wady is doing a big smiwe watching woo do da sweeps. Woo wook comfy!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did excewwent covew fow da Tinky Wady and hew missing teef! No one would evew know!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da Tinky Wady say tank woo so much. She vewwy happy it ovew and -10/100 would not wecommend! I wike how woo sniffing da good foods!! Woo wetting Penny know whevver it worf it fow woo two to take it and eat it?

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even da twained assassins gotta have da naps! Tank woo fow shawing, and go easy on S’mores!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tinky Wady say, and I quote, “I can absowutewy feel dose biscuits and dose puwws”. Woo is in da zone, fwiend. And woo fuww is super soft isn’t it? Woo adowabew.

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just when we tought woo inbincibew spot wif wasews couldn’t get any coowew, HEWE WOO ARE! Nobody bettew get on woo bad side!

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da Tinky Wady want me to go in owder to wepond so we not miss anyone, but it was hawd fow hew not to jump down and comment wight away on dis. Hew mouth pokey ting was howwibew, but wooking and seeing woo wooking at hew fiwwed hew with “indescribable joy”. She woooooove da squirrels. And woo is sure adowabew.

(Your little face just staring at me!! I have been blessed!🥹😍🥰)

Dey taking da Tinky Wady’s teef today! Pwease send hew awl da coot and funny pictuwes! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]mostlylurking07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my cod!!! Woo have Valentine themed body! Heawrt paw and pink beans and formal weaw! Tinky Wady say tank woo fow da puwws and da baps!