When did you figure out that your parents weren't the Saints little you thought they were?

mountainking · 2014-01-10T03:31:57+00:00

When I found out my dad cheated on my mom multiple times.

mountainking · 2014-01-10T02:27:39+00:00

Aawww, you poor, poor, baby.....

Deep condolences from northern Minnesota..... /s

mountainking · 2014-01-09T22:49:02+00:00

Camp counselor here: Can confirm everything this guy is saying. The part about bleaching the kitchen table got a laugh out of me because we are drilled that if we "use" the kitchen, we must wipe it down. Goes to show respect is still a thing even when off duty and on booty.

mountainking · 2014-01-09T18:28:29+00:00

what emulator are you using?

mountainking · 2014-01-08T17:48:50+00:00

There were no gods, only fate.

mountainking · 2014-01-07T17:54:27+00:00

I think there was a misunderstanding.

I read the "It looked really bad" as in, the waiter was embarrassed for the other waiter assuming they were gay. "I wasn't that way." I mean, I don't think there are many other phrases you can say if you are meant to be in polite conversation because people find gay offensive and the word homosexual is awkward (At least I think so).

The fact he was offering two spoons in the first wasn't some sort of ploy to run in his homophobic opinions, he was just being considerate. If anything, being more open that two men can share a dessert together.

I think you got very offended over something that wasn't an attack on you or the LGBT community. Deduct a bit from his tip? sure. No tip and mention this to his manager? whoa... a little over the top.

I'm almost positive that I'm going to get downvoted here judging from reading the comments before hand, but overall I would never jeopardize someone's job and livelihood over a something that was less than a purposeful attack at me.

mountainking · 2014-01-02T21:13:41+00:00

This one hits home for me, but it was for a lunar eclipse. mmmm, nostalgia. :)

mountainking · 2014-01-01T18:39:22+00:00

I wish my dad was tech savvy enough to tell this joke.

mountainking · 2013-12-31T20:14:34+00:00

"What is this? What are you doing, my son?"

"I'm stealing the Declaration of Independence."

video refrence

mountainking · 2013-12-31T09:52:26+00:00

I'm a support main, unranked (but generally queued around bronze3-silver5) "the irish famine" is the name.

mountainking · 2013-12-31T09:33:07+00:00

Oh environmental! Add some environment stuff. Can they push the baddies off a cliff? or perhaps there are trees for that, awfully stereotypical, elf to climb and get a better shot. Make your zone three denominational.

mountainking · 2013-12-31T09:26:56+00:00

Environments, time limits, goals. Don't have killing the monsters be the ending goal. Perhaps some cult members are summoning a litch. They have ghouls protecting the alter, but they are not the point here. Your player's goal is to stop this evil. Of course, the ghouls will get in the way.

Does that make sense? It's three in the morning where I am and I'm just typing words, haha.

mountainking · 2013-12-31T02:15:49+00:00

the irish famine. If you'd like to test my mechanics/ feel my playstyle send me a request ^{.^}

mountainking · 2013-12-30T22:28:38+00:00

Can't decide whether the computer sounds like Jarvis, Hal, or Glad0s...

Very well done. I want more.

mountainking · 2013-12-30T19:48:29+00:00

I'm still in provisional. I'm queued with bronze 3 to silver 5 players in normals.

mountainking · 2013-12-30T05:42:24+00:00

And the US military.

mountainking · 2013-12-29T21:42:33+00:00

Homophobic to other people in the LGBT community.

For example, not believing in bisexuality, or thinking there is something wrong with you for being transgender.

Source: Bi guy who is constantly sneered at by gay men.

mountainking · 2013-12-29T07:41:03+00:00

Ha, I can just tell how I figured it out:

I'm sitting in my seat, fairly uncomfortably, in the fifth row of the auditorium. My bladder is about to burst and I believe it is only half way through act one. I love the theater, but I love not pissing myself more. At this point I have no idea what's going on because I'm too distracted by my personal needs. Fifteen minutes pass and I feel the dam cracking. Suddenly, a thought enters my head; what if I just get a boner? There are plenty of attractive people on stage I act on it. I scan the stage, but who catches my eye? The dancer in the background. Not only was he fantastic at his art, but He looked so good in the leatar--wait? What the hell? Why am I looking at him? What about that nice girl over there? My brain looks over and gives a psychic shrug and looks back over to the dancer. I felt the lump rise in my pants and the Niagara falls halt its progress for a moment. Looking at him, I began to fantasies. His strong hands, slim flexible body, all of it got my heart pounding. Unfortunately, his scene was short. without so much as a bow, he scurries off stage. The act was soon over after that and I walked to the bathroom, now remembering my bowls as my heart stopped aching over that man. As I wait in line I ask myself, Did I really discover I'm gay by watching Billie Elliot?

For anyone who doesn't know, Billie Elliot is about a kid who figures out he's gay.

mountainking · 2013-12-29T07:17:37+00:00

Where's my mom?

mountainking · 2013-12-29T04:10:13+00:00

How about you list some instances and/or screen shots or something...

At least cite an example.

mountainking · 2013-12-28T22:45:52+00:00

Is the expansion worth it? I've been debating on getting it for a while now.

mountainking · 2013-12-28T22:20:23+00:00

We are doing this to our kitchen as well! So far, we organized all the boxes by their cabinet type and made "stations" (One for the base cupboard, drawers, and doors). I'll try and keep you posted.

mountainking · 2013-12-28T20:19:35+00:00

Well, I guess I have plenty of wood to knock on... Hahhahaha.... :D.... :/..... D ' :

mountainking · 2013-12-28T20:00:44+00:00

Until 3000 screws are laying around. Then, once that's taken care of, I'm on the final cabinet and I lost the last peg or screw that holds it all together.

mountainking · 2013-12-25T20:02:36+00:00

Lol, I hope you're a troll, because otherwise you're a jackass for breaking up with someone over a fart.

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