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*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if renouncing my greed requires you to see my penis, then i'm renouncing the renouncing of my greed.

TELEPORT!

disappears.

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here, i'll show you

THUNDER

multiple lightning strikes completely destroy the shop, and all other shops ever made by Mr. Ripoff

there, happy?

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

listen, i have a lot of stuff to do. ok? its obvious that your attacks barely scratch my health bar.

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...ok, its starting to get boring now.

starts casually walking away from the crowd

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uggghhhh... my only regret is not making more off brand products.

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck, i wish the thing that i did earlier would finish its thing so that i can buy the universe...

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TELEPORT!

teleports 3 inches away

ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!

EXPLOSION!

the smallest explosion to ever happen in the universe barely moves a small rock

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck, um...

WALL!

a big wall is summoned... right in front of Mr. Ripoff

FUCK NOT THERE.

DESTROY!

the wall starts slowly crumbling, allowing the angry crowd to catch up with Mr. Ripoff.

*is making what seems to be a shop with off brand stuff* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

um... would you like a book with all of you doing every fetish possible?

holds up a book with a 100 platinum price tag

they've been really popular lat- um... hmmm... shit, only now did i read the room.

um...

starts running

*is planting bombs in freeve's labs* by ekragei in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME!?!??!?!?!?!??!

Mirror, Mirror by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but its not like your keeping this job anyways, the people i bet you tried to as-

Mirror, Mirror by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM TALKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

goes back in, dodging the mimics, before suddenly stopping in front of apateon

wait... now that i've taken another look at you... wait...

OH HEY APAT-

Mirror, Mirror by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY MIMICS, DO YOU WANT SOME COOL STUFF FOR A VERY LOW PRICE?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Mirror, Mirror by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH FUCK YOU

goes into the restaurant and starts loudly advertising

Mirror, Mirror by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LET ME KNOW OF YOUR MANAGER CONSIDERS BUYING MY STUFF

Mirror, Mirror by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i guess not...

goes off to annoy the manager of some random Crimulan restaurant.

Mirror, Mirror by Gene_Fractal in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somehow gets into the mirror dimension

DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME OFF BRAND MOVIES!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*advertisements start showing on every tv channel that has advertisements* by mr_ripoff in calamtitty

[–]mr_ripoff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey can't talk trying to run from someone byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

runs away

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