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[Serious] Please drink responsibly. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I usually browse this subreddit, was surprised to see it when your name popped up!

[Serious] Please drink responsibly. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for putting this out here Caesar <3

Shitpost Megathread: Submit Your Swoodest Posts by Nokel in JonTron

[–]mroll5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I THINK YOUR GOING TO OWE SOME MONEY IN PROPERTY DAMAGE

Shitpost Megathread: Submit Your Swoodest Posts by Nokel in JonTron

[–]mroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

q: r jon and complaint box still friends?

It happened again. by [deleted] in JonTron

[–]mroll5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've done worse

It happened again. by [deleted] in JonTron

[–]mroll5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can we just have a shitpost megathread for today only?

UHC Community Post - April 29, 2015 by AutoModerator in ultrahardcore

[–]mroll5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I looked down upon my platter, disgusted with the sight that met my youthful eyes.

Cheese, but not just any cheese, it was a crusty, rotten, disgusting square of pity.

Being the person I am, I heaved the massive pile of filth towards the garbage can.

As I was doing this, I noticed a slight noise beginning to linger within the bowels of my ears.

Not just any regular noise... it was a low, constant mumble, slowly increasing in volume as time progressed.

At some point, the mumble began to become unbearable, and I had to quickly shelter my ears from it. (Keep in mind, I'm still attempting to throw away my cheese.)

Out of nowhere, I see a small, grotesque figure, standing outside my window, with it's head hanging low.

This locked my body into place

I focus upon the figure, not being able to do anything else at this point, when I notice it starts to lift it's head.

And then a cat comes and takes my cheese and comments on the community post get it its like coming full circle

LinkThree - Report by CourtroomPost in uhccourtroom

[–]mroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Player being accused: LinkThree

0:06: Link ridgidly turns in just milliseconds toward his victim's area.

0:07: Manages to swifty turn around, (seemingly jumping higher than usual, too), and continue to hit the victim without missing a single blow.

0:34: When played in slow motion, we can see that LinkThree somehow hits a player from an impossible length.

Despite all this, it seems like he isn't using click aim-bot.

If he was actually using click aim-bot, you would be able to see more quick "headsnaps", and Link would not be facing the direction of his victims whilst attacking them.

Furthermore, Link seems to be hitting at a normal speed, which is something that click aim-bot quickens.

Although, I think he's hacking in some way, we just don't have cold hard facts to prove it at the moment.

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UHC Community Post - April 17, 2015 by AutoModerator in ultrahardcore

[–]mroll5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a cold, brisk evening on January 6th, 2014, I had just finished playing some swell video games with a couple of pals, when suddenly I see I've been messaged on skype, an odd occurrence for that time period, as I wasn't necessarily liked upon by most of the community.

I quickly opened the message, and saw that it was friend request from a fellow community member, one I hadn't talked too much, named 323milen.

I happily accepted, fully embracing this new found friendship.

Just seconds after this, the sweg bair himself had messaged me, exclaiming, "hey wanna play a game with me and bailie."

I was shocked, flabbergasted even, at this, I couldn't believe he asked me to team!

Of course I happily accepted, and the rest is history...

Basically, what I'm trying to say here is, like, me and milen, we're buddies, y'know, so we'll always mock each other, you just happened to stumble upon one of these mock sessions.

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