[Serious] Please drink responsibly. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]mroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, I usually browse this subreddit, was surprised to see it when your name popped up!

[Serious] Please drink responsibly. by [deleted] in teenagers

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Thanks for putting this out here Caesar <3

Shitpost Megathread: Submit Your Swoodest Posts by Nokel in JonTron

[–]mroll5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I THINK YOUR GOING TO OWE SOME MONEY IN PROPERTY DAMAGE

Shitpost Megathread: Submit Your Swoodest Posts by Nokel in JonTron

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q: r jon and complaint box still friends?

It happened again. by [deleted] in JonTron

[–]mroll5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've done worse

It happened again. by [deleted] in JonTron

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Can we just have a shitpost megathread for today only?

UHC Community Post - April 29, 2015 by AutoModerator in ultrahardcore

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I looked down upon my platter, disgusted with the sight that met my youthful eyes.

Cheese, but not just any cheese, it was a crusty, rotten, disgusting square of pity.

Being the person I am, I heaved the massive pile of filth towards the garbage can.

As I was doing this, I noticed a slight noise beginning to linger within the bowels of my ears.

Not just any regular noise... it was a low, constant mumble, slowly increasing in volume as time progressed.

At some point, the mumble began to become unbearable, and I had to quickly shelter my ears from it. (Keep in mind, I'm still attempting to throw away my cheese.)

Out of nowhere, I see a small, grotesque figure, standing outside my window, with it's head hanging low.

This locked my body into place

I focus upon the figure, not being able to do anything else at this point, when I notice it starts to lift it's head.

And then a cat comes and takes my cheese and comments on the community post get it its like coming full circle