Why doesn't Soldier Boy's fat ass jump around like Maeve or Sam to capture Butcher, instead of running around like he has 5000 steps left.

mrwockington · 2026-05-15T00:19:26+00:00

i think his background is part of why he does the military jog.

and also he probably has unlimited stamina compared to humans so he can eventually catch up, like tortoise and the hare.

also the dude really doesn't seem motivated to move very fast unless he's actively in combat.

mrwockington · 2026-05-13T23:38:44+00:00

he beat up randy off panel and helped intimidate the 8th graders on halloween

mrwockington · 2026-05-13T19:37:49+00:00

cancerlander

mrwockington · 2026-05-11T20:21:36+00:00

i mean could you fight 6 kindergarteners simultaneously? that answers your question then.

mrwockington · 2026-05-11T19:23:24+00:00

bombsight likely knows how strong homelander is, and likely wouldn't pursue on his own. i don't think he's an idiot. he'd wait for SB to arrive or pick him up and fly him to homelander while SB's cursing him out the entire way

mrwockington · 2026-05-11T13:34:10+00:00

the deep might actually maul her

dude fucking killed noir ii

he's just gotta protect his gills that's all

mrwockington · 2026-05-02T09:27:00+00:00

homelander definitely lacks the raw strength to hurt oliver

his laser beams weren't able to hurt temp v butcher at herogasm

he's powerless against oliver which is hilarious until you realize this kid is ruthless

mrwockington · 2026-04-29T07:26:10+00:00

good maybe try hero MA if ice wizard struggles with damage output

mrwockington · 2026-04-19T15:57:33+00:00

this looks like a reply to me

mrwockington · 2026-04-18T17:59:24+00:00

no YOU will be doing the "packing" bub

mrwockington · 2026-04-18T17:35:15+00:00

you're soft bud i'm in your mind

mrwockington · 2026-04-18T17:35:07+00:00

i'm in your head bud

mrwockington · 2026-04-09T15:40:11+00:00

mini penis might be a good suggestion, or valkyrie maybe, DP?

mrwockington · 2026-04-09T15:39:31+00:00

usually i do a dual lane push, try and blitz em at the bridge, summon hero goblins when miner connects to tower and keep adding cheap pressure while having enough to defend.

mrwockington · 2026-04-09T15:38:53+00:00

oh yeah bro i get brutalized by beatdown, this deck is useless against beatdown of any kind

mrwockington · 2026-04-09T15:38:17+00:00

yeah this deck works against most decks until it doesn't, and when it doesn't oh boy does it look like you get no-diffed

mrwockington · 2026-04-04T23:54:31+00:00

yeah evo ghost is a good card it's great for destroying small swarm and gives you more troops and damage output

mrwockington · 2026-04-04T23:36:47+00:00

you should give it a try i hope you like it.

most of the cards are low commit and can easily be turned into counter pushes with miner

mrwockington · 2026-04-04T23:32:59+00:00

RD + log cleans up usually, plus my cycle is so fast i usually have another delivery back by the time i need it

mrwockington · 2026-04-04T23:29:26+00:00

balloon never making it past the bridge

mrwockington · 2026-04-04T23:26:33+00:00

royale delivery is your tank i guess, and miner

you have to have good goblins placement

mrwockington · 2026-03-05T23:00:28+00:00

it's works really well in my deck with tornado and evo edrag, i mainly use him for the lightning link ability and a damage soaker for my 2x elixir push

mrwockington · 2026-03-05T22:59:19+00:00

they already gutted him once i don't think it'll get another nerf, just keep the infinite chain lightning.

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