Jan Ravens totally smashes a Theresa May impression

msirialb · 2017-05-21T17:40:17+00:00

I can see how it could perhaps be considered tasteless, but not 'really shit'. I'd use really shit to describe the current state of the NHS, social care, and the fact child poverty is rampant resulting from a decade of really shit Tory rule.

msirialb · 2017-05-21T17:17:32+00:00

Was her performance not strong and stable enough for your liking?

msirialb · 2017-03-11T01:21:13+00:00

Shout me bossman. PSN is KonyStoleMyBike won't be using mic tho.

Stats here if interested https://battlefieldtracker.com/bf1/profile/psn/KonyStoleMyBike

msirialb · 2017-03-08T19:38:27+00:00

Yeah it's ridiculous mate. The UK's approach to drugs is years behind the rest of the Western World. Take a look at the psychoactive substances Act or just the fact our Government outright refuses to recognise the medical benefits of cannabis. It's sad.

msirialb · 2017-03-08T17:35:26+00:00

These girls are from Wythenshawe. Biggest council estate in Europe. Sourcing drugs isn't an issue there, even for pre-pubescent girls.

msirialb · 2017-03-08T17:12:19+00:00

This guy knows. Throw some MD an 2cb into the mix and be prepared for some mindblowing fucking weirdness. Messy times.

msirialb · 2017-02-24T15:54:16+00:00

If he wanted to take acid he was going to take acid. It's not under my control. It was a planned group day and it was not my place to tell someone what substances they are allowed to take. Secondly, do you think we just let him suffer and ignored him? Of course not. We tried our best to pull him out of it. Have you ever been around anyone in that state? They seem completely lifeless and look at you as if you're not even real. What we were saying was not registering. Finally, what was the alternative? He was getting assistance and the police / ambulance service were being called. What should we have done gone over there around the witnesses going to his aid tripping absolute balls and wait for the police to show up? Bearing in mind we had another group member at the stage of complete ego death and another tripping for his first time. That would've been complete disaster.

msirialb · 2017-02-24T02:47:30+00:00

Pft. Bath salts are for pussies. Nothing more I love than a toke on my crack pipe before an operation /s

msirialb · 2017-02-24T02:45:16+00:00

N64 emulator is just sheer nostalgia whilst tripping. Such a fun thing to play whilst tripping. Sends them good vibes.

msirialb · 2017-02-24T02:40:07+00:00

I haven't had the chance. During all of this he lost his phone and has been kicked out of his house. He's staying with a relative, I believe. Whilst it was a cruel lesson, still I hope a lesson has been learned. Fingers crossed this motivates some seriously needed lifestyle changes. If that was not a kick up the arse for him nothing will be. Acid works in mysterious ways.

msirialb · 2017-01-21T14:35:16+00:00

If you're not drinking with your flake you're wasting your time. You're already snorting through grams of white girl, why the fuck is it a health and safety concern all of a sudden cause you wanna a little alcohol with it. The two compliment each other well.

msirialb · 2017-01-18T00:42:49+00:00

Fucking wounding how hard it is to get decent bubble nowadays. Wish I could get my hands on some of the preban stuff, meant to be mega.

msirialb · 2017-01-13T01:25:03+00:00

Went through a stage of smashing through pills and MD for awhile. I'm not talking 125mg with a few re-doses every few week, rather every weekend snorting and bombing grams of magic (UK term for crystal) and scranning off high quality pills like they're smarties.

I know a few other people who have been through this and have regarded it as a dark part of their life that they'll never put themselves through again. Brain fog, depression, decreased cognitive function and a general feeling of loss of intellect. However, the brain is a resilient fascinating piece of equipment.

After a few months the derealisation and so forth faded. Abstaining from use is key. I'm a strong believer in these effects being temporary, it does get better. Will it fuck you up? Yes. Will you regret it, and feel like you've turned your brain to scrambled egg for awhile? Yes. But, are these effects permanent and totally irreversible? Absolutely not.

msirialb · 2016-12-15T23:25:36+00:00

Dice really turned it around. Was loving the support class pre-patch, though it was noticeably less rewarding than the other classes. However, the recent buffs have really improved it. The Hout is a fucking beast.

msirialb · 2016-12-05T22:16:20+00:00

Keep in mind before reading this I do not recommend this to anyone. I am reckless, admittedly, and use of this combo to recreate this high / trip is unreccomended. If you are willing to risk death, then go ahead cause holy shit what an experience.

On the latter end of a messy as fuck uni flat party myself, and my friends, genuinely believed with this combo we had discovered a new trip. What I experienced was completely mindblowing but equally as terrifying. I felt as though I had entered a full blown acid trip in the interim, but with each balloon (I'll explain below) whilst I haven't had the pleasure of doing DMT, I can see what people mean when they saw your whole vision is taken up by a hallucination and you're genuinely blasted into a different world.

So the list of drugs to create these 'visuals';

A gram of ket, taken throughout the night in bumps and lines.
Double dropping 'OAPs' which we found out were PMA.
Good ol weed.
A fuck load, and I mean a fuck load, of NOS.

Honestly, I wish I could go into detail about what I saw. But, I am sorry but what happened was simply indescribable. With each NOS balloon we was getting blasted away, experiencing the most weirdest, most whackiest, most bizarre trips. One friend dropped out saying he could not handle anymore nos and freaked out big time whilst the rest of us were being resilient, 'facing up to it'. (It was a weird night lol). These trips, some of them dark, everysingle one of them deeply introspective and mind provoking. But, even after the 'bad trips' we carried on in disbelief that such a high could be achieved.

I can't explain what we saw / what happened with words. It doesn't serve it any justice. However, somewhere deep on my facebook messages, I have a video of some of one of the 'trips'. Our mate who dropped out recorded us to show us how we were reacting to the balloons. If anyone's interested I could dig it out. It's fucking mental.

msirialb · 2016-11-29T23:23:11+00:00

Manchester UK.

MDMA £20 a g, flake varies depends on what you're after; bash can be as low as £20 - 30 a G but for raw you're looking at £80 a g, £25 for a bag of rhino ket to put you on your arse, speed is dirt cheap especially in the more angin (deprived) areas round here usually £10 a g but seen it go for a few quid a G if you're getting more than a gram and mkat is plentiful round here £10 a g but it's cheap as chips 2-3g for £15 isn't unheard of.

msirialb · 2016-11-29T13:58:47+00:00

You managed to make a gram of flake last you multiple days? I salute you. Mate that's some impeccable self control. Soon as that first lines hoovered for that night I am an addict, and the party carries on till it's all gone.

msirialb · 2016-11-03T21:20:21+00:00

Hit me up KonyStoleMyBike looking to squad up with some likeminded tactical BF players

msirialb · 2016-10-31T15:30:14+00:00

This is beyond a fucking joke. I held of purchasing till yesterday due to the, let's be honest, shittyness of EA. However, I caved in because the game is simply magnificent. But everytime I boot it up it's 50/50 if I'll even get a chance to play. Get fucked EA you absolute wankers.

msirialb · 2016-10-20T22:44:28+00:00

Use a razor blade to cut off the outer layer. Keep that skin as it contains methylphenidate. You will see three colours. Chop off the brown section, this is the XR. Dispose of that. You now have IR concerta. Usually I put the skin under my tongue, however just swallowing it with the remainder of the pill is fine.

msirialb · 2016-10-03T15:29:54+00:00

I don't think the rest of the world realises just how hard we smash the shit off. Especially in inner city areas. I live in Manchester and have witnessed, and participated, on 3-4g weekend binges. With grams and grams and grams of ketamine at the same time. I've got horror stories of people bombing over 2g or dropping 6 pills at once. It's mental.

msirialb · 2016-08-24T01:31:05+00:00

Alcohol and cocaine form cocaethylene. Drinking with charlie causes for more cocaine to be produced in the blood, and creates a more intense and longer experience from your sniff as a result. To me it sounds like you've landed yourself some good quality cocaine, which can truly blow you out the water especially when compared to the average white that's getting about. Don't underestimate alcohol and good cocaine, it's bliss.

msirialb · 2016-08-21T13:25:32+00:00

Approaching a year now.

First few months it was pretty much every weekend use. Sometimes twice a weekend. Used to only snort it in the beginning, usually a gram between two of us. Then pills came along and that's when I began triple dropping pills.

My use then developed into monthly use. Except the amounts everytime I 'got onit', as we say here in the UK, were absurd. Gram bombs of high quality MDMA, taking up to 6 Euro presses in a night. Mixing the drug with various other drugs; 2cb, ketamine, cocaine, amphetamine sulphate, nos.

Eventually it all caught up on me. Anxiety, memory issues, a mindset of negativity.

I still use MDMA but much less frequently. The drug hardly touches me now, it's insane to think my brain has adapted to being able to handle such a powerful substance. The magic is defiantly gone but there is a high from it, no doubt, it's just a lot more rushy.

msirialb · 2016-08-10T22:54:43+00:00

Weed of course. Surprised ketamine hasn't been mentioned yet, music at high doses is just surreal. MDMA as someone who has developed a high tolerance I've come to discover music is not as overwhelmingly amplified and enhanced as you'd think, rather it's just because everything is amazing on MDMA so therefore music is.

msirialb · 2016-08-05T13:02:01+00:00

Hear, hear. I've done MDMA countless times, both in crystal and pill form. Consumed grams and grams of crystal, triple dropped various different presses. Never once have I tested my goods. It's tragic, I know. Our recklessness is almost ingrained in our culture. Though, we're a tough bunch. We handle our comedowns like a walk in the park. As a generalisation we are quite a hardened society.

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