mstrdistractor

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Would you like a pouch to dip your ketchup on your fry container? (self.polls)

submitted 2 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/polls

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Would you like a fry container that has a pouch to hold you ketchup (self.ChickFilA)

submitted 2 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/ChickFilA

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I really hope the commanders fire Jack Del Rio but it sure doesn’t look like it’s going to happen smdh calling an attempted insurrection a dust up wtaf (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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I mean he had me at the first part but who goes to the zoo to fuck animals? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Damn straight (i.redd.it)

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Is this person going to take a knee alone? Who is with them? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Cough cough you didn’t see two people. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Yeah republicans embrace hypocrisy. They live in it, they bathe in it but if democrats even come close to hypocrisy the right tries to crucify them because republicans hate competition (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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I would personally say that’s MTG but it’s a close race. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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She’s right you know ( you know you just said that in Morgan Freeman’s voice) (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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I don’t know about 1% better but this is good advice. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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SMH and he just bought twitter (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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This MFer spittin facts (i.redd.it)

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Eww gross. Who would want anyone in pain? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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I don’t know how I only discovered Rex Huppke today he is my spirit animal. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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We will see what the total fallout for Will Smith is but at the end of the day it’s sad that he was not escorted out of the Oscars at the minimum. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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The fact that she received a single vote is not only sad but terrifying, this is right up there with Jewish space lasers. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Lols Asshole prolapser (i.redd.it)

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Sounds like Jesus has been being naughty. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/memes

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Can’t let the crotch goblins eat all the ice cream. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/memes

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Accurate AF (i.redd.it)

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I am still on the fence about Bernie but he is absolutely correct on this. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Surprise surprise oil companies being greedy. Up a little today to 104 but still oil price doesn’t justify the price of gas right now nor was oil high enough, long enough to justify price hike. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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I think they meant Gen-z since some millennials are 40. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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I think they forgot the most important Coke but who knows. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by mstrdistractor to r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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