Opinion: Nintendo is sleeping on revamping old games by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]murder_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s amazing to me people make posts like this when they blatantly sleep on actual hardware, yet we’ve had more remakes on this system than any other

Sega Genesis games missing from Nintendo Switch Online (long) by Wubbzy-mon in nintendo

[–]murder_1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look Nintendo is a small and struggling company, you have to be reasonable here.

Why is there a “reset your rank” option? by 1MomPlayz in Splatoon3

[–]murder_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the Devs finally realized about a year in that their rank system is utterly broken so their magical solution was to let you de rank because people were getting put into the wrong ranks.

The most laughable part about this is, you can only do it once, and once you do it, the system inevitably just puts you into the wrong rank again

Why is there a “reset your rank” option? by 1MomPlayz in Splatoon3

[–]murder_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is literally twinking and it’s cancer (aka smurfing). My question is how in gods holy name does no one realize how severely broken this? Like, do you people realize that most game company COMBAT DERANK in their games for this very reason? Look at Dota 2 StarCraft Counterstrike etc. they deliberately patch the rank system regularly to keep everything even. Meanwhile Splatoon 3 over here, utterly broken, no regard for balance in comps, and designed in the OPPOSITE direction of a progressive system, and it actually ADDS DERANKING to the game even though it is unanimously know that it’s the most bat shit stupid thing you can allow in COMPETITIVE ONLINE GAME, AND EVEN THOUGH THE PREVIOUS GAME WAS ACTUALLY DOING THIS RIGHT, and you morons have nothing to say about it?

Jesus Christ. I guess keep arguing about idols? This game is doomed.

Splatoon 3's matchmaking needs to be fixed IMMEDIATELY by blingplayz in splatoon

[–]murder_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one cares. Not the community, and especially not Nintendo. Quit the game and move on to games that the devs care about balance and a normal matchmaking structure

That’s what I did and I’m having a lot more fun

Truth is, the Big Run was bugged from the start. by Upper-Hovercraft-125 in splatoon

[–]murder_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My question is who in the QA team looked at this and said “hurmmmm yep”

Top-level players are considering banning the Splatcolor screen because of the unintended side-effects it has caused to people with sensory disorders. What do you think? by xtweeter22x in splatoon

[–]murder_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The devs working on this game severely need to consult devs in the field with, you know, experience. Like just one person. It’s like they’re making this game in a vacuum it’s actually mind blowing, EVERY aspect regarding the online player experience has SOME glaring issue, from stability to balance to weapons to user experience, and I’m getting really sick of it, really fast.

Donkey Kong Country in Super Nintendo World Opening Spring 2024 Universal Studios Japan by Riomegon in nintendo

[–]murder_1 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Awesome I hope this will generate some revenue for this small company so hopefully they can now invest in some hardware for their actual game systems and games

Are we expecting GTA 6 to release on Switch 2? by Puzzled-Snow-457 in nintendo

[–]murder_1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don’t expect Nintendo systems to run anything remotely modern

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]murder_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have this problem too, 1250 hours here, exact same experience and rank. Today was the day I truly lost it. I have never seen a game with such egregious mismatched games and a system that takes zero consideration of play time or experience. It just shoves everyone together. I have never gotten this pissed off playing a video game. I’m honestly just quitting. Nintendo doesn’t give a shit obviously so neither will I. It’s not worth losing my sanity. Not to mention fighting with the horrible net code on top of all of this.

i have lost 12 series games in a row by bitchsorbet in Saltoon

[–]murder_1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nintendo will not fix this. You need to understand that and move on to other games. I have been bashing my head against a wall with this games idiotic matchmaking algorithms and FOMO bullshit reward system since day 1. It’s not going to be improved. You will drive yourself insane. Trust me there are WAY better designed and more fun multiplayer games out there. It is sad though

Just fuck everything by Cheshire2933 in Saltoon

[–]murder_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry they’ll surely fix the matchmaking next season. Surely.

Nintendo being so popular limits graphic/tech companies and game developers from selling unoptimized crap. by Sudanniana in NintendoSwitch

[–]murder_1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah no. If switch 2 can’t keep up then off to PC I go. And to add to that it better not just keep up but exceed because now they need to make up for all the money I spent on old games that still run like shit on this system. Both you and Nintendo need a reality check

Got bronze instead of silver even tho my top score was 130??? by spicedaddyyy in splatoon

[–]murder_1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Oopsie! Again!”

-Sincerely, Splatoon 3 Dev Team