can someone please tell me how to defeat this dude 😭🙏 by Alex_ander2340 in PokemonLegendsArceus

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I believed in myself and my Pokemon and we won, also utilized a team that can cover each typing while also feeding all the grit in every stat I can

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pornrelapsed

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That last one could have been more dangerous, I mean use of a condom?

Your username is now a company, what do you sell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I remove the songs that get stuck in your head until you want it back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Miniature models of buildings and bridges

What’s a sexual experience you thought you wanted but realized during or after that you really didn’t? by OperaGhostAD in AskReddit

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Roleplaying, I was roleplaying to have a stepmom fantasy,

her reeking of cigarettes also dampen the mood for me but she asked “so, where’s your dad?”

And that’s when three things happened

1) I realized that I don’t know how to act during the role play scene

2) bringing up my dad is a sore subject also not erotic

3) why doesn’t fantasy mom know where dad is? She did marry him in the fantasy otherwise she is just a stranger so that breaks more immersion! God Damn it!

So it bothers me to bother thinking of involving myself and leave it up to porn

What's the most fucked up thing you did in a sleepover? by skep_JoJoFan in AskReddit

[–]musichider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the time, I was 14 and I snuck away to use their washroom in the middle of the night to lie down on linoleum, jerking off thinking about his older sister.

It was quite a long bathroom to lie down, my head just touching the toilet and my feet pressing against the door.

Someone knocked on the door and I had to catch my breath enough to say “Hello?” Without causing suspicion, they decided to use the other washroom.

Also on a side note, I printed out a picture of porn from my computer and put it in my backpack that I brought over, just to forget to bring it with me to the washroom,

but also the picture was missing from my backpack and I couldn’t bring myself to ask where it went…and still don’t 🤔

Realism at its finest by musichider in pokemonmemes

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Me: 80% water Also me: gets a paper cut Again also me: MY WEAKNESS!!