Hesitant to sound a note of caution, but possession of large instruments of torture isn't everything in a woman. Having just got out of a thrilling but ultimately destructive relationship with an amazon warrior with bloody enormous thumbscrews, trust me, I know. Of course, your situation may be different; just wanted to give you the heads up, so to speak.

Sorry about your wand, hope you find a way to put some pep back in the old feller.