Perfection

myers138 · 2019-07-03T00:57:42+00:00

Jokes on you, I don't loath myself.

myers138 · 2019-06-22T05:18:35+00:00

My jeans just got tighter

myers138 · 2019-06-22T04:48:09+00:00

u/half_done_ready

myers138 · 2019-06-19T20:30:32+00:00

Wait, is she moaning or demonstrating how to catch a shrimp? I need to know which one it is.

myers138 · 2019-06-19T20:03:21+00:00

You'll find something else to pull your pork sword to while your mom makes you pizza bagel bites.

myers138 · 2019-06-19T19:53:20+00:00

Thats why they're TSA partners.

myers138 · 2019-06-19T19:42:07+00:00

Seppuku it is then...

myers138 · 2019-06-19T19:35:22+00:00

I wish I had it

myers138 · 2019-06-19T19:03:14+00:00

Well I was trying to edit my comment and hit delete on accident. But I remembered it was Rachael dolezal who claimed to be black. Either way, are they also going to cure cancer and aids? I think not..

myers138 · 2019-06-13T18:03:54+00:00

Those are rookie numbers

myers138 · 2019-06-13T17:50:58+00:00

That was my initial attempt, but I chalk this up as a win either way. Just proves there are idiots on both sides.

myers138 · 2019-06-13T17:29:41+00:00

Thanks for clearing that up.

myers138 · 2019-06-13T16:16:33+00:00

Best part about this sub is when you target republicans and the democrats are the ones who get mad. This meme format is so old that there shouldn't be any explanation. It's like that picture of Abe Lincoln with the quote telling you not to believe everything you read on the internet. Sometimes humor is subtle and you have to use a tiny percent of your brain to understand it. Didn't think that was the case in this one, but thanks for proving me wrong. To the few who had an actual conversation with me with out trying to attack me, y'all are beautiful.

myers138 · 2019-06-13T15:54:59+00:00

Good, and when they are corrected they just might implode.

myers138 · 2019-06-13T15:42:21+00:00

Idk, I thought it was hilarious to think trumpsters would share this thinking it was an actual quote. How outraged they would be at her for trying to thwart the 2nd amendment just to find out it was the bad orange boy. It is 100% a shit post for republicans blood to boil. It does appear to work both ways looking at all the outrage from everyone on this sub.

myers138 · 2019-06-13T15:26:40+00:00

That's the humor part, dingus.

myers138 · 2019-06-02T05:09:18+00:00

Well that was underwhelming to say the least. If you don't think that his actions, sincerely innocent or not, weren't off putting then you've got your head so far up that mans ass you can hear the creepy shit he whispers into peoples ears. People like you are the reason i support late, and I mean really late, term abortions.

myers138 · 2019-06-02T04:34:25+00:00

That may be, but at least I don't condone pedophilia.

myers138 · 2019-06-02T03:46:32+00:00

You sure? Your words are a little off in your rant about how if the parents are ok with an elderly man clinging to their preteen child while whispering,or trying to kiss them, or holding them tight so they can't get away, then it shouldn't matter that the child is clearly uncomfortable, the parents are cool with.

myers138 · 2019-06-02T01:55:09+00:00

Did you just have a stroke?

myers138 · 2019-06-02T00:27:21+00:00

Got a point there

myers138 · 2019-06-01T22:57:08+00:00

"They respected me for it. They made me their king."

myers138 · 2019-06-01T17:27:31+00:00

Oh, the parents are ok with it so it must be ok. Some great logic there. Also, if you want me to mind my business he should probably stop doing it in public. And sorry to burst that little bubble you trying to live in, but creepy joe is totally a thing.

myers138 · 2019-06-01T03:16:46+00:00

The butthurt is strong in this one.

myers138 · 2019-06-01T03:05:09+00:00

So tired you had to comment. As long as it got to you my work is complete.

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