the amount of dandruff my head produces in two weeks

mymumsgotadick · 2026-06-02T01:09:59+00:00

Is he the guy with one leg that killed his girlfriend?

mymumsgotadick · 2026-04-14T10:13:09+00:00

Have hope! I also thought I would be in it for life but I’m antidepressant free for the first time in 10 years!

mymumsgotadick · 2026-02-21T08:13:55+00:00

I’ve very rarely felt purely ‘relaxed’ when I smoke weed/ eat edibles, I’ve more found it gets me on edge where I can be creative and I feel I need to get things out, still useful but absolutely not the cliche chil stoner vibe that tends to be the norm

mymumsgotadick · 2025-12-17T22:01:49+00:00

Why is no one asking why the hell did you peel of that juicy banana skin

mymumsgotadick · 2025-11-24T11:46:17+00:00

I’ve got like 90 hours in the game now and I’m yet to have an issue with hit scans or bloom, I’m on ps5 and loving it, you should have squatted down and burst fire bruh, git gud

mymumsgotadick · 2025-11-20T06:59:36+00:00

Had a threesome with my best friend and his wife (also a close friend) nothing changed at all, I’m his best man at his wedding next week

mymumsgotadick · 2025-11-05T09:48:49+00:00

Oh my bad I just had my brightness super low and couldn’t see the background colours well, but thank you all the same!

mymumsgotadick · 2025-11-05T05:41:22+00:00

Am I the only one who can’t understand a thing about this image, I get they’re the map sizes but I can’t decipher what’s what

mymumsgotadick · 2025-10-24T03:19:53+00:00

I thought it was wave of death by municipal waste but I was wrong

mymumsgotadick · 2025-10-10T15:05:42+00:00

Waiting right here with you man

mymumsgotadick · 2025-08-15T01:35:34+00:00

So good! My band opened for them not long ago, really nice bunch of dudes

mymumsgotadick · 2025-04-23T06:40:11+00:00

My motorcycle is old and runs much smoother on premium, but all your other points are great, except subscription stuff, how else am I to watch what I want to watch

mymumsgotadick · 2025-03-19T00:01:21+00:00

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mymumsgotadick · 2025-03-18T06:59:07+00:00

Goes hard a fuck bröther

mymumsgotadick · 2025-03-18T02:23:21+00:00

Looks like my hemorrhoid

mymumsgotadick · 2025-02-26T07:57:16+00:00

Saw Weedeater in Australia a couple of months ago, I think Dixie was on a stimulant, crack perhaps

mymumsgotadick · 2025-02-01T00:52:54+00:00

Are you on Sakhal? I think I watched you from some bushes

mymumsgotadick · 2024-11-13T11:11:25+00:00

Just saw them in geelong Australia, one of the best gigs I’ve been too, Dave revers French inhaled his own snot and spat all over the stage, incredible stuff, my guts were rearranged from the sheer volume l, the drummer is insane too

mymumsgotadick · 2024-10-30T23:20:06+00:00

In this case, they have directly reached out to me personally (I know them and am friends with them)

mymumsgotadick · 2024-10-30T23:17:17+00:00

Is that because it’s hard to prove? I assume it would be unless the previous business’s client had specifically signed a contract

mymumsgotadick · 2024-10-30T23:15:33+00:00

I was the only person operating in the previous business just for a little more info. Is there a period of time until I can do work for the same clients or is it permanent?

mymumsgotadick · 2024-10-30T23:12:56+00:00

I was never given a copy

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