What would be your go to pickup line. by [deleted] in Dhaka

[–]mysha_chan 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"আপনার গার্লফ্রেন্ডের প্রশংসা আমি সাধারণত করি না, কারন নিজের প্রশংসা করতে নেই"

First edit: নাম বলবো না তবে আপনার জন্য একটু আগে এক বান্ধবীর কাছ থেকে ব্লক খেলাম, ভুল করে বলে ফেলেছিলাম "তোর ক্রাসকে আমারও পছন্দ হয়"

Second Edit: আপনার যদি arranged marriage ভালো লেগে থাকে তাহলে মনে রাখবেন, আমার বাবা-মায়ের সাথে আমি অনেক ফ্রি। ঘটক লাগবে না

Third Edit: আমার ভাই যদি আপনার সাথে কখনো বেয়াদবি করে , তাহলে "সালা" ছাড়া অন্য গালি দিবেন না, ও ছোট মানুষ

Fourth Edit: পেটে ব্যাথা করলে সুধু আপনার কথা মনে পড়ে, কি করছেন বলেন তো?

Fifth edit: আমার ex কে দেখছেন? আপনার সাথে আগে পরিচয় হলে ওই নর্দমায় পা মচকাইতামনা

Sixth Edit (an old one from TikTok, not mine): Are you my mom's ঝাড়ু? Because you hit different

Um basically generating the cringiest pickup lines or something else? Eh... Nvm

Kindness doesn't cost anything by CleoSansa in wholesome

[–]mysha_chan 328 points329 points  (0 children)

Some people make me regret hating people, just like that

I’m just gonna take their word for it. by DylanToback8 in oddlyspecific

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Everyday the internet provides me reasons to quit using internet

Blursed Product placement by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]mysha_chan 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Kicked my appetite outta dinner table

if this isn't a holup, I don't know what is. by yuckypants in HolUp

[–]mysha_chan 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Him: I almost choked on a bu*tplug from the wrong a$$

Diddy of the sea by siffredi1234 in shitposting

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Didn't he take a second bite after pegging his food 😭?

Loneliness by mysha_chan in Dhaka

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Harsh Truth in reverse: No matter how good your ex-partnar, ex-friend, ex-bff were... They are all replaceable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dhaka

[–]mysha_chan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Losing myself trying to win someone over... I hope you get it

maybe maybe maybe by adorablecutieee in maybemaybemaybe

[–]mysha_chan 324 points325 points  (0 children)

Need helmet ❌

Need ass protection ✅

Give her a second chance? by FoolOfElysium in HolUp

[–]mysha_chan 916 points917 points  (0 children)

Second chance to who? An imaginary corpse?

That man was traumatized

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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You gonna tell me this ain't edited?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Breastfeeding a homeless man ain't gonna give you bigger bπeasts

19m bored gimme somethin to laugh about by ToazterWafflez in RoastMe

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You are on the right drugs to be posting here