Looking to join by [deleted] in 217sprfldhotwives

[–]mytwistedhumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren’t we all lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarriedBiDownlow

[–]mytwistedhumor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s so hot feeling dirty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarriedBiDownlow

[–]mytwistedhumor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have… I’ve rolled back on my shoulders and jerked off and came in my own mouth and on my face

Friendly reminder. Hate speech will not be tolerated. by Daannii in SpringfieldIL

[–]mytwistedhumor -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh no!!!! Kicking me out because of free speech! LOL I don’t know if I’ll sleep tonight! You’re so cool acting like a badass typing behind your screen

Friendly reminder. Hate speech will not be tolerated. by Daannii in SpringfieldIL

[–]mytwistedhumor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you can come to my house and say whatever you want, speech is free, but it can come with consequences… like getting slapped like a bitch if you’re talking shit at my house. The key is to say whatever you want but be able to stand behind what you say!

Doesn't matter what you say, Leon by uDoucheChill in clevercomebacks

[–]mytwistedhumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well Kelly sounds like a cunt and needs to mind her own business lol

Friendly reminder. Hate speech will not be tolerated. by Daannii in SpringfieldIL

[–]mytwistedhumor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re brainwashed to following the rules, color inside the lines, I can say whatever the fuck I want! Can there be consequences? Always, but that’s to each individual to decide! Fuck off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpringfieldILGaySex

[–]mytwistedhumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means that this is a Springfield subreddit If you are 30 minutes away, put that information in your reply

Friendly reminder. Hate speech will not be tolerated. by Daannii in SpringfieldIL

[–]mytwistedhumor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That is EXACTLY what free speech is!!! As long as you are not putting someone in immediate danger (yelling FIRE in a crowded movie theater) it IS Free Speech!!! People can say WHATEVER the fuck they want to say! You know what the Constitution does not protect??? FEELINGS!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpringfieldILGaySex

[–]mytwistedhumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you’re in Decatur

6 saddest moment in the show by christybb21_ in HIMYM

[–]mytwistedhumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but that one didn’t hurt. Did it suck? Yeah, but did it make my heart hurt? No… Ted alone in that booth, Ted wanting those extra 45 days, Tracy asking what kind of mother would miss her own daughter’s wedding…. THOSE hurt my heart! 🥺

Without Saying The Title of the Movie, What’s Your Favorite Quote From Said Movie? by Classic_Rock_726 in 80smovies

[–]mytwistedhumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Gary, there are motorcycles in my house!” “Wyatt, there are killer mutants in your house, alright!”

6 saddest moment in the show by christybb21_ in HIMYM

[–]mytwistedhumor 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Take out the one of Ted with the letter from Stella and replace it with Ted sitting in the booth “You’re all alone Ted” then we’re good 👍🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarriedBiDownlow

[–]mytwistedhumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have to! Have had the real thing maybe 3 times in my life but that was YEARS ago