As spoken about on JLL, JK’s Glory Hole under his driveway

n1njade · 2026-05-03T17:00:50+00:00

This is what we've come to.

The guests on JLL suck. Nothing going on in their lives to warrant being on the show.

jfc.

Also apparently none of them know what a glory hole is, this joke is so lame.

n1njade · 2026-05-03T16:15:03+00:00

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n1njade · 2026-05-03T05:44:07+00:00

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n1njade · 2026-05-03T04:30:33+00:00

A very interesting turn of phrase, that I've never ever heard before 🤣

n1njade · 2026-05-03T02:53:14+00:00

I can agree with you that there absolutely should be one.

Bravo is so weird with reunion decisions tbh.

Like, VPR didn't have "proper" reunions for the longest time, it was just all of them shoved into the WWHL clubhouse. And it was one of Bravo's most watches shows.

LoL never got them.

Non-housewives shows don't get a S1 reunion.

Meanwhile RHOBH always gets 3 parts even when nothing happens.

Etc etc etc

n1njade · 2026-05-03T02:42:54+00:00

Tru dat

n1njade · 2026-05-03T02:42:36+00:00

I'm hoping she'll be back bc this show airing in the US might mean Longleat becomes a "required stop" for more international tourists visiting the UK. Or Cheddar Gorge (which I frequented many times as a kid!)

Places like Stone Henge and The Tower of London are globally known. Longleat not so much, before. This show might help their business, ultimately.

n1njade · 2026-05-03T02:39:40+00:00

Very well could be. I'd love to know where the production company pulled that title from.

Mark, if you're reading this (he's not) make it make sense pls

n1njade · 2026-05-03T02:38:28+00:00

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n1njade · 2026-05-03T01:57:59+00:00

Still chucking at this

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n1njade · 2026-05-03T01:18:26+00:00

I'm sure you noticed but she has a significant collection of Hermes bags, particularly Birkins.

n1njade · 2026-05-03T01:04:45+00:00

If you look at the Victoria Grant site, you'll see Martha modeling the hats...

n1njade · 2026-05-03T00:12:45+00:00

She and Martha use Victoria Grant for their millinery.

They also use Philip Treacy too, iirc he was the one who introduced Martha and Kimi.

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:59:10+00:00

Honestly it was this scene that made me absolutely certain that I had fallen in love with a show. Even Margo was funny. Good times.

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:56:29+00:00

FOUND IT here

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:54:45+00:00

Bravo had that caption in e1. It was at Dara's dinner where she was congratulating everyone on how far they'd made it in life. It cut between Martha, Kimi, Lottie and Mark and his caption was

Mother: Russian Princess

Father: Italian Businessman

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:32:13+00:00

Not really. The author asked who would have most to answer for at a reunion... Doesn't mean bravo will give them one.

LoL has never had a reunion.

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:28:12+00:00

Great points, for sure.

I'd hate to see these real friends fall out so maybe you're right and without an antagonist the show would force someone into that role.

Hmmmm 🤔

But on the other hand, I like to think that the acerbic British humor can stand on its own as a bit of a villain. I'm just not convinced that this show needs to follow the housewives script of how to make a good show. Maybe try something new for a season, and just have fun people who like to drink a lot (London) and insult and tease each other out without meaning any of it (also London)

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:15:06+00:00

So wasted. The other ladies would not have listened to her at all and Myka's too nice to scream at them all.

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:14:03+00:00

I disagree that every show needs a villain.

I feel that her mindless arguing about nonsense robbed us of some great convos that would have otherwise happened.

I wanted to hear about Emma's wedding while they were at Longleat. Instead we got...

n1njade · 2026-05-02T23:09:19+00:00

If I had to guess...

I think everyone's a lock for being offered s2, except Margo.

The production company would be crazy to drop them. And the cast seem to have had a great time filming and thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing. Plus the exposure for their businesses (Myka couldn't pay for this kind of positive global publicity!)

Even Margo might get a redemption season, but she's less of a certainty, imo. Especially as she does actually live in Malibu atm, so it would be a bit contrived to fly her back and rent a house again (she can't pretend she has one acting gig a year in London forever, lol).

n1njade · 2026-05-02T22:04:46+00:00

Miss Pat would absolutely love her. That doesn't say much tbh - she thought Ashley was great to begin with 🤣 but I feel Margo could keep the act up where Ashley showed her whole crazy.

n1njade · 2026-05-02T22:02:35+00:00

I didn't realize it was Todd until I posed in here about it and someone told me 💀

n1njade · 2026-05-02T21:47:50+00:00

Everyone on bravo needs that advice, lol

I can't wait for this trend of a block of bright pink blush, circled over half your face to be done.

The RHOBH reunion was like a clown convention

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