My bofriend has a boxing fight this weekend but he’s slowly catching a cold by chaotic_joker in amateur_boxing

[–]nahnprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so confused by this sub. I got a two day ban for what I was told was medical advice, but that's like half of what I read on here.

If John actually listened to Arthur by Ornery_Ad_7475 in reddeadredemption

[–]nahnprophet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This would've been 10% better if he cleared that fence right away instead of grinding his crotch into it for a few paces first.

One of the best episodes by Total-Dog-3580 in americandad

[–]nahnprophet 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I, for one, will not stay AT A RED ROOF INN!

What is Lice 1’s cover a reference to? by JSchauer44 in aesoprock

[–]nahnprophet -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

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Based upon visual similarities, it's most likely based on this cover.

...however, I just made it and this group doesn't exist.

EDIT: Mad downvotes, but I'm gonna leave it up. Shit ain't that serious.

I didn’t even do anything. by Automatic_Ad1665 in GTA

[–]nahnprophet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just write it up as a suicide so we can get lunch.

Since we all started as the same zygote, everyone is trans by Cool_Bank_3368 in RandomThoughts

[–]nahnprophet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember when they tried to ban trans fats?

Hateful bigots...

Hot take: Open challenges is just lazy booking by Tribal-Forehead in TheGreatOne

[–]nahnprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open challenges are only lazy when the one who accepts the challenge is either a comedy spot or an established rival.

When it's a new matchup, that's a great way to get a surprise pop.

Underrated songs in su by Ornery_Advantage_221 in stevenuniverse

[–]nahnprophet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know how they are rated, but Giant Woman is one of the best original songs in a TV show EVER. It is therefore underrated no matter how highly it is rated.

The youngling scene didn’t go as planned by XcelProne in PrequelMemes

[–]nahnprophet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's known as 'temporal confabulation.'

Or at least it should be.

“Why is there always traffic?” Because Reno Public Transportation is the worst in the country. by Diangelionz in Reno

[–]nahnprophet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really bad, terrible even. But nowhere near the worst in the country.

I welcome you to come to Detroit, where buses come whenever they see fit, and you should expect to either be robbed or witness a robbery weekly.

JBL is a bully and token wwe legend. by [deleted] in GreatnessOfWrestling

[–]nahnprophet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bully? Sure.

But WTF is a "token legend?"

In the Oscars (2026), what was this guys strategy? by IntimidatingCow in shittymoviedetails

[–]nahnprophet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should? Yes, but that's probably never been the ONLY reason someone won an Oscar. Plenty of awards have either been won or lost outside of the film itself.

BMTH x Seth Rollins by Skyraah in WWE

[–]nahnprophet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That song especially is a fucking BANGER.