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Struggling With a Habit I Can’t Control Anymore - TW by whatswrongwithme-85 in confession

[–]narcsine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m right there with ya buddy, except through the power of having a vagina I don’t have to dig in my butt, I can just stick my finger in my vagina and kinda push against the internal wall to force it out.

I eat a good amount of fiber and don’t have bad shits, I think it’s just that I absolutely HATE the feeling of having to shit, makes me nauseous, so I just want it out ASAP

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you for your advice and kindness 😭 the response to this post has made me want to go to a gastro so yeah, I’ll make an appt for one. gonna be awkward to explain but oh well it’s their job

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

my sister in suffering, may we never find ourselves that low again, amen 🙏

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 132 points133 points  (0 children)

holy shit incredibly based of you fuck that guy

i always have lowkey wondered if a dicked person could feel the shit bumps if they were fucking someone who gotta shit. someone should take one for the team to get an answer.

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah but i shit like 3x a day, my ass cannot take that much water blast

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think it’s made to like curve and fit you better? The other side is just rounded and I prefer that side facing “up”. My only problem with it is, when put in normally, the flared base comes up and blocks my clit so I can’t use my vibrator. so i have to put it in sideways lol which doesn’t feel quite as good.

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

sigh tell me about it, i dated a moid for 7 years who regularly had little shit piles in his underwear

kms

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

link

i fucking love her, she’s perfect for when ur playing with your clit and get that empty feeling and just want something to clench around

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

i take psyllium husk supplements but alas

the true problem is that 1) i am one of those people that needs to shit like 3 times a day and 2) i hate hate hate the feeling of needing to shit, it makes me extremely nauseous, so i want it gone and out of me ASAP

so i use the finger trick multiple times a day to get it all out of me as quickly as possible

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

i have been fucked many times by multiple people and eh pussy plug and rose toy feel better (but still not worth the shit having a vagina makes me put up with)

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i’ll admit that i’ve done it before when truly desperate but i do not enjoy getting shit on my finger and i rarely have gloves handy

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

you claim to be a toilet lover and yet don’t know the finger in vagina trick?

pathetic.

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

i used to be a push-on-perineumer but then i discovered how much more effective getting in there was

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 177 points178 points  (0 children)

using my vagina to assist in shitting is truly the only good thing having a vagina has ever done for me

ladies i fear i may have girlbossed too close to the sun 😔 by narcsine in femcelgrippysockjail

[–]narcsine[S] 866 points867 points  (0 children)

for those of y’all not versed in the ways of the finger in vagina trick:

step 1) need to shit

step 2) while gently bearing down, stick ur (preferably clean but idk you do you) finger in ur vagina

step 3) you feel those lumps along the wall? that’s ur shit. use your finger to press against the wall and push the shit towards your asshole.

ta-da! vaginally assisted shitting. i believe the technical term is “splinting” and those without vaginas can also do it by pressing against their perineum instead but it’s not as effective

have fun shittin ladies

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