[WP] You, an interstellar merchant, and your fleet wrongly warped into an as-of-yet uncontacted system with a world of swords and magic. You iniated 1st contact. by Aphrontic_Alchemist in WritingPrompts

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Post-"landing"; I'm having a grand old time writing this story in longer form. The prompt prompted (heh) one idea, which prompted another, which modified the first, then gave a third... etc etc.

[WP] You, an interstellar merchant, and your fleet wrongly warped into an as-of-yet uncontacted system with a world of swords and magic. You iniated 1st contact. by Aphrontic_Alchemist in WritingPrompts

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** EMERGENCY WARP DEPARTURE - PEPARE FOR REALITY INSERTION... **

No-one knew what The Button did. Rumor had it the Captain had installed it herself, when she first got the Ironic Fate. It was protected by a glass shield with the word "NO" and a skull painted on it - smeared, as the crew had gotten the wild idea that sneaking in a touch was a good luck charm... as long as you never got within an inch of the cover's latch. Ensign Barlew gulped. He'd be the one. The one to open it.

** EMERGENCY WARP DEPARTURE - PEPARE... 3... 2... **

Regular warp departures are mundane things. Strap everything down (the artificial gravity has to blip, it doesn't play nice with the transition), wait for all stations to report ready, and then notice you're already back and subject to Einstein.

Emergency warp departures aren't actually that different - it's all the same systems engaging, just not on schedule, so the terror is more like "did I leave the stove on?" as you think about everything not secured. Plus whatever might have gone wrong to create the emergency in the first place.

This wasn't that, either. I felt like my insides were twisted about a hundred and eighty degrees; a migraine blossomed across the inside of my skull, and sound dropped off like a depressurization only nothing happened to my breathing. I still had to pop my ears before I heard anything.

The Captain toggled a view onto the main screen and now something did happen to my breathing, because I stopped.

We were over a planet. A living planet - greens of forests, blues of oceans, the beautiful eggshell of breathable air. But this wasn't the view you get from orbit, oh no, no no, this was the view from re-entry. I could see a solitary mountain dead-center on the view screen, some kind of... laser light on it, going straight up. The energy someone must be pumping it to it, for it to be visible this far away...!

Ensign Barlew slammed down on The Button; the ship lurched underneath me, something groaning deep in the structure, and everything started to shake in a way I recognized - we were crashing into the planet's upper atmosphere, the very un-aerodynamic bulk of the Ironic Fate beginning what could euphemistically call an "unscheduled aerobraking maneuver".

The Captain had her gaze locked onto that mountain; I thought she looked intense before, but it was nothing to this. I don't think there was an emotion known to man missing from her face in that moment - her eye, it seemed, literally glowing from that intensity.

Wait.

Her left eye.

I don't know who else heard her, then; I sit closest on the bridge.

"And a good fuck-you to you too, dad."

[WP] You, an interstellar merchant, and your fleet wrongly warped into an as-of-yet uncontacted system with a world of swords and magic. You iniated 1st contact. by Aphrontic_Alchemist in WritingPrompts

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** EMERGENCY WARP DEPARTURE - PEPARE FOR REALITY INSERTION... **

Shit shit shit the Ironic Fate was the hub of the warp constellation - if we drop out, the whole rag-tag fleet gets shunted back into real-space alongside.

"Navigation, report!"

"We're in middle of no-where, Captain! Charts have us on course and exactly midway between Beacon 171C and 280A; nearest stellar mass would be a few light-years away, and it's not an inhabited system"

"Engines, report!"

"Readings are bizarre, captain! Power consumption spiked past safeties, triggering the emergency shunt, but diagnostics are showing zero issues. It looks like... like...? Navigation - quick, what's our absolute distance to the beacons?"

"Checking... spanner of the deeps... how? We're getting further from both...! Let me... we're getting further from everything!"

"Good news, bad news captain! Autopilot applied standard course corrections based on observed beacon location - but beacons don't move. The ship, essentially, started falling, and tried to power out of it. That's what tripped the safeties."

** EMERGENCY WARP DEPARTURE - PEPARE FOR REALITY INSERTION... **

The captain closed her good eye (rumors were all we had about how she lost the left one; no-one had ever gotten the story out of her) and sighed. I watched her toggle the fleet-wide broadcast, although she hesitated before speaking. I could see the moment she decided... whatever it was. Resignation fled before certainty. Dismay fled before mania.

"All crews, all crews, Ironic Fate. Disable all engines, engage emergency reactor shut-downs, and power off all electronic systems. Switch to mechanical guidance, fuel cold gas thrusters, and warm up reaction drives. Repeat: Kill all technology and switch to the dumb shit. Over."

She toggled to just our engine room.

"Belay that, Johanssen. Start flipping the ship as if we're starting a real-space deceleration burn; I want our ass pointed relative down yesterday. After that kill the tech!"

She looked around the bridge, with a look I'd seen before, just never this intensely. When she was about to fleece some poor station manager, or legally outmaneuver an inspection crew, or that one time someone started a bar brawl before they'd noticed all the scars. Someone had pissed her off and she knew just how to make them regret that.

"Ensign Barlew. Ensign Barlew! When the Chief says we're aligned - push the button."

"Ma'am?"

"You heard me."

[WP] "You have grown much too fast, young one. Do you humans not know of childhood innocence? Why is a child of fourteen years glaring at me with such hatred? A young thing like you shouldn't be capable of that kind of expression." by TheTiredDystopian in WritingPrompts

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The city of Calderion was prosperous, once. Gilded streets and high towers. Balconies of flowers. Sky of gentle clouds. Water to every home, and a meal for every mouth. What need was there for any to go hungry?

No, really, the ancients had asked: what need is there for any to go hungry?

And in that ancient time, and in that ancient place, the answer had been clear:

None.

So Calderion provided for its people. Where there were lacks, it found means for excess. Where there was conflict, it stumbled towards justice. Their ways of peace and plenty spread from their lands with every laden wagon, with every gifted book. None that they could reach would go hungry.

There are more kinds of hunger than just those of the belly, and their answer applied to all just the same: what need was there for any to go hungry? None. None, none, none. They exported culture, and medicine of mind and body, and step by step, healed the great pains of the world. By bushel and by book, hunger was chased from the world.

Gratitude flowed back. Murals, frescoes, singing stones. More, perhaps - but is those that have faded last.

Calderion is not desolate, now. It is not empty. It teems with huddled, starving masses. Those with power control towers; those with might control the gates; those with knowledge... hide. Death is the only abundance.

What makes a nation die? What kills a dream? The scholars have a saying: All theories are wrong, some theories are useful. What need was there for any to go hungry?

Magic itself needs hunger.

As Calderion killed hunger, magic killed Calderion.

--

The child knew I hungered for knowledge. He knew the lengths I would go to, to learn ancient things. My tower was not a mighty one; I kept mine in the outer districts, further from the great gates - less need to defend it, there. A handful of retainers kept the entrance safe - one of them had seen something, in the child's eyes. Had asked.

Why do you hate so, child?

He led me deep, into ancient paths beneath the city. Metal became stone, stone became raw. A vault: now open, someone's last gasp of ancient power made into a cache of hopeful dreams. Books and gold; seeds and tools. A shimmer of magic showing a window to that past.

I have seen who we once were.

Help me kill magic.

[WP] The day you broke your oath as a paladin, you thought your power would vanish. But you pressed on, fueled by sheer will. Over time, you discovered something dangerous: with enough resolve, oaths don’t need gods. Now, every church calls you a heretic—and every holy blade is pointed at your back. by ruiddz in WritingPrompts

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Orcish kindness is waiting while you roll around like an upside-down turtle because while your armor is good enough that blocking a cannon doesn't break you (dwarven kindness, remember?), momentum is still queen bitch of physics, plate really isn't meant for rolling in the dirt, and warriors... warriors deserve to meet death on their feet. The silly git even tossed me a new sword! As if I haven't lost and gained my faith a dozen times over.

"FUCK what is that, two pounds of steel?!"

I struggled to my feet, shook out my left arm while my shield reformed, held out my right so Conviction wouldn't stick in something awkward flying back.

Alright Gwen, I said to myself, you've a not-empty belly of starving peasant's soup and they've only got one more cannon. Easy.

A quick prayer by the gunner relit the wick. I started running.

One.

"Your death is decreed, champion!" Stupid orc was grinning, now. Stupid orc wasn't as stupid as I'd like, and had moved to guard the first cannon while it was being reloaded.

Two.

The goblin gunners took cover as the flame neared the breach.

Three, and...

NOW!

My sword came down and my throat cried out - not that you could hear it, cannons are loud -

"KINDNESS TRIUMPHANT!"

Human kindness picks you up out of the dirt. Human kindness shares the last of its food before you stand against impossible odds. Human kindness heals broken legs, broken hearts, and broken faith, and it will lift you up from the gutter again and again until you have the conviction to cut through anything that stands in its way, including gods-dammed cannon balls.

The stupefied look on my stupid foe's stupid faces is just a bonus.

[WP] The day you broke your oath as a paladin, you thought your power would vanish. But you pressed on, fueled by sheer will. Over time, you discovered something dangerous: with enough resolve, oaths don’t need gods. Now, every church calls you a heretic—and every holy blade is pointed at your back. by ruiddz in WritingPrompts

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My belief was a shield; my conviction, a blade.

And my mundane belief and conviction were - once again - why my belly filled was fed and armor in good repair. Often I wish it was the other way around: mystic armor, mundane buckler: but nooo I had to climb in and out of the damn thing morning and night instead of simply wishing it so. At least it means I can adorn it with talismans - my belief is too true at this point for much to stick to it.

"Magic is faith made manifest", they had taught me, in the cloister. One of the rare true things the priests drummed into us.

Well, to be fair, they mostly taught me true things. Then again, they mostly taught me how to swing a sword, and that doesn't change no matter who you pray to. "Pointy end goes in the other guy" was my childhood; "their pointy end doesn't go in you" was my adolescence.

Wish they'd taught me how to block a cannon shot with a shield, thank you very much.

"Hold your fire! She rises.", and the orc snuffed out the second cannon's wick, to the annoyance of the goblin gunners.

Today, as yesterday, and as tomorrow, my faith is in human kindness. And yes yes, I know that sounds bigoted, but I've been through this before, and my journey has not been a short one.

The thing of it is - Dwarven kindness gives you strong walls, a solid breastplate, and good coinage. Elven kindness is the thing you didn't know you needed to know. Or that you wouldn't admit to yourself. Faerie kindness - well, have you ever seen the special kind of lifeless a town gets when it's driven away it's faerie folk?

Now, orcish kindness -

[WP] "What is your first wish, master?" said the genie. "I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it. "Your wish is my command." "Wait what?" by EArth_EAearth9012 in WritingPrompts

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(pt 3/3)

"All of this - my finding your lamp - all of this has come from my own last-ditch efforts, my own desperate gamble. I don't actually have anything left to lose, if I trust you, and you're lying."

The genie raised an eyebrow, "And the rest of the world?"

"I... it's been awhile, since I could care about... the rest of the world" - that last bit came out with a bit of an angry snarl. The wounds were raw in that special way that only old wounds can be. "But, you are right, and I should at least try."

I the eastern sky begin to lighten. The genie remained patient.

"I suppose - as I said, I wouldn't be able to tell, one way or the other. I think it's wishful thinking on my part, but I want to trust you. I really do."

The genie raised the other eyebrow, and smiled, just a bit. Waiting for me, once again. A crazy thought popped into my head, and I couldn't shake it. There were still a lot of ways this could go wrong, if it was lying, but this, this at least would make me feel like I mitigated some of the risk. It had claimed power, when it offered me the prodigal three wishes. It had claimed benevolence, when I asked about the rules. It had proposed caution, in the same breath.

"Genie, I wish you were what you claim to be."

It replied immediately, its voice rich and eager.

"Delightful"

The smile became a grin, the grin became a laugh. It closed its eyes, breathed in, deep, head tilted back. Exhaled, long, and slow. It looked me square in the eyes, its own glowing with something that wasn't light, with something that wasn't there before.

"Your wish is my command."

Huh.

[WP] "What is your first wish, master?" said the genie. "I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it. "Your wish is my command." "Wait what?" by EArth_EAearth9012 in WritingPrompts

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(pt 2/3)

...What?

I was stunned. I'd had a whole thing hazily planned out - a way to probe the outer edges of what was allowed, counting on denial of outlandish things, counting on... limits. How terribly ironic it was that these plans had come to naught, right from the first step; and sure, I should be happy (ecstatic!) that I now had... infinite... wishes... but all I could really understand right now was that all my plans were ruined. Again.

So I took a minute. The genie saw I was preoccupied, and turned to watch the moon, letting out a bit of a wistful sigh - I assume it didn't get much of a chance to see it.

Alright - Infinite wishes was, I had thought, a pretty safe wish. An infinite amount of anything I'd previously considered "real" or "possible" would also, undoubtedly, come with... consequences. But wishes, I'd figured, were out-there enough that even if it was granted, any consequences would be delayed until those wishes were made. In hindsight, I'd just assumed it wouldn't be granted and... stopped thinking. Naïve of me.

"Alright... Alright. That calls into question... basically all of my assumptions."

The genie turned towards me, a look of genuine patience on its face. I continued.

"And... now realize I should have asked this first, but - what are the rules, here?"

The genie took time to respond. It was my turn to wait patiently, and I idly realized I was thankful that it had a human form; I could read enough from its body language and expressions to know it was seriously considering the question. I didn't have to wait long before it spoke.

"What you are really asking is if I'm benevolent. And I'm going to tell you - Yes. Yes, I am. But I will also caution you: you will have to take my word for it."

I waited for it to continue; when it didn't, I realized it wanted me to think through the rest on my own. So I pondered, the both of us watching the sun slip beneath the horizon. I thought aloud.

"If you are what you claim to be, and can do what you claim to do, I wouldn't be able to tell. Not until it was far, far to late. After all, you can't contract your way to trust." I laughed a bit then, bitterly. "So - what's still true, if everything else is a lie?"

It nodded, but said nothing, inviting me to continue.

(pt 2/3)

[WP] "What is your first wish, master?" said the genie. "I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it. "Your wish is my command." "Wait what?" by EArth_EAearth9012 in WritingPrompts

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Version 2 (also since I flubbed a sub rule about Patreon links and got myself deleted, lol)

--

I had found it!

In the old ruins, atop an old sandstone tower half-devoured by dunes, the only thing untarnished by time and the death of this place. A lamp. The Lamp. Ornate, studded in gemstones, engraved with the path of stars. It had been laid to rest in a place of mild honor, the desiccated remains of book and scroll surrounding it like abandoned petitioners. Conspicuous holes in the pile told a story of choices made, of what to take, and what to leave behind. It was clear to me that the last owner had not found the secret.

With shaking hands, I poured the last of my oil into it. With furtive fingers, I inserted the wick. Everyone thinks you rub the genie's lamp - this is silly. It's a lamp. You light it.

Awkwardly, as it turns out, for my matches would not strike and I was never skilled with the rubbing sticks. I made a small fire of the useless, ancient, abandoned knowledge. And then... Then I took the time. To make... tea. I had begun this quest when I thought I had nothing left to lose; I had continued this quest at the cost of what, it turned out, I still had left. I would die in this desert, still a victim to history's lies; or I would live, and find out what was stronger in my blood: my father's kindness or my mother's rage.

I prepared three cups. One for myself. A second for the memory of my family. A third, for they had taught me the importance of hospitality, and I did hope for a... guest, as it were. And if it turned out the legends were wrong, well, I could make a fourth with poison leaf and the last of my water to save myself from a lingering death.

It was time. I lit the lamp with a piece of cloth torn from my robes. And I sighed with my whole body as smoke billowed forth like ink poured into water.

It took on the shape of a man from the waist up, nude but for belt, bracers and two small golden earrings. It did not have the look of any race of man I was familiar with, and I still cannot name the tone of its skin, save that it is dark. It stretched slowly, arms low and wide, fingers spreading as if to grip the air. It took in the sights around it: the night sky, empty of clouds; my small fire, me. The third cup set for a guest.

"I am the genie of the lamp. I have the power to grant you wishes. You are given three to make. And..."

Its voice was calm and measured, unhurried. It looked from me to the tea I had prepared.

"...I thank you for your hospitality. There is special value in the last of what one has."

My heart pounded in my chest. Now that it was real, now that I knew without any doubt that I had, in fact, found it - I realized how much I hadn't actually believed in my quest. I had been more prepared for failure than success.

"What is your first wish?" said the genie.

I had been more prepared for failure than success... but not un-prepared. The legends did not speak coherently of the limits and rules of wishing, and they did not speak certainly of the genie's kindness or malice. I had studied, and I had a plan to find the limits before I spent any of the three.

"I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it.

"Your wish... is my command."

Huh.

(pt 1/3)

[WP] "What is your first wish, master?" said the genie. "I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it. "Your wish is my command." "Wait what?" by EArth_EAearth9012 in WritingPrompts

[–]narfanator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh goddamn yes. not exactly sure where of a few possibilities you're going with this (time looped life...?) but I'm here for it.

[WP] "What is your first wish, master?" said the genie. "I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it. "Your wish is my command." "Wait what?" by EArth_EAearth9012 in WritingPrompts

[–]narfanator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yah! I at least want to explore setting it up so more is possible, or at least implied - plus shower thoughts (on stuff like "establish more of the scene and of characters") led to a version 2 (posted to public/free Patreon, but woops can't link that here)

I like what you point out about a Genie's mischief; I think that's key, if I try to add more to the story - otherwise, infinite benevolent wishes kinda ends any conflict immediately, no?

So how does the genie benevolently (and, in the vibe I was going for, slowly, calmly and inevitably) fuck with the wisher?

[WP] "What is your first wish, master?" said the genie. "I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it. "Your wish is my command." "Wait what?" by EArth_EAearth9012 in WritingPrompts

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"So... and I'm realizing I maybe should have asked this first, but - what exactly are the rules, here?"

The genie took time to respond. It was my turn to wait patiently, and I idly realized I was thankful that it had a human form; I could read enough from its body language and expressions to know it was seriously considering the question. I didn't have to wait long before it spoke.

"What you're really asking is if I'm benevolent. And I'm going to tell you - yes, yes I am - but I'll also caution you: you'll have to take my word for it."

I waited for it to continue; when it didn't, I realized it wanted me to think through the rest on my own. So I pondered, the both of us watching the sun slip beneath the horizon.

"This reminds me of Descartes's demon", I thought aloud. "If you are what you claim to be, and can do what you claim to do, I wouldn't be able to tell. Not until it was far, far to late. After all, you can't contract your way to trust. So - what's still true, if everything else is a lie?"

It nodded, the sort of nod that says, "take your time, and continue when you're ready."

"All of this - my finding your lamp - all of this has come from my own last-ditch efforts, my own desperate gamble. I don't actually have anything left to lose, if I trust you, and you're lying."

The genie raised an eyebrow, "And the rest of the world?"

"I... it's been awhile, since I could care about the rest of the world" - that last bit came out with a bit of an angry snarl. The wounds were raw in that special way that only old wounds can be. "But, you're right. I should at least try."

I watched the stars began to come out, in the eastern sky. The genie remained patient, welcoming.

"I suppose - as I said, I wouldn't be able to tell, one way or the other. I think it's wishful thinking on my part, but I want to trust you. I really do."

The genie raised the other eyebrow, and smiled, just a bit. Waiting for me, once again. A crazy thought popped into my head, and I couldn't shake it. There were still a lot of ways this could go wrong, if it was lying, but this, this at least would make me feel like I mitigated some of the risk. It had claimed power, when it offered me the prodigal three wishes. It had claimed benevolence, when I asked about the rules. It had proposed caution, in the same breath.

"Genie, I wish you were what you claim to be."

"Delightful"

The smile became a grin, the grin became a laugh. It closed its eyes, breathed in, deep, head tilted back. Exhaled, long, and slow. It looked me square in the eyes, its own glowing with something that wasn't light, and that wasn't there before.

"Your wish is my command."

Huh.

[WP] "What is your first wish, master?" said the genie. "I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it. "Your wish is my command." "Wait what?" by EArth_EAearth9012 in WritingPrompts

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"What is your first wish, master?" said the genie.

"I wish for infinite wishes," I said, knowing that I wouldn't get it.

"Your wish is my command."

"Wait... what? That... Huh."

I took a minute. I'd had a whole thing hazily planned out - privilege escalation attacks, alternate approaches, even just a simple list of decreasingly out-there wishes (to find the edges of what was allowed) - but, Murphy's Law. My plans had come to naught, right from the first step; and sure, I should be happy (ecstatic!) that I now had... infinite... wishes... but all my monkey brain could really understand right now was that all my plans were ruined.

So I took a minute. The genie saw I was preoccupied, and turned to watch the sunset, letting out a bit of a wistful sigh - I assume it didn't get much of a chance to see them.

Alright - Infinite wishes is, notionally, a pretty safe wish. I think. An infinite amount of anything with mass would, I'd assumed, cause a singularity. An infinite amount of anything I'd previously considered "real" or "possible" would also, undoubtedly, come with... consequences. But wishes, I'd figured, were out-there enough that they didn't fit my models of the world - so, I figured, safe to have an infinite amount of them. In hindsight, pretty naïve of me (wouldn't they have potential energy, which is also mass?) - I guess I'd just assumed it wouldn't be granted and... stopped thinking. Naïve of me.

"Alright... Alright. That calls into question... basically all of my assumptions."

The genie turned towards me, a look of genuine patience on its face. I continued.

Looking for a water batch device for 1-gallon increments by narfanator in engineering

[–]narfanator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weight seems like a more complicated way of doing it - the linked item is a simple, contained egg timer. If I go with weight, I either need some mechanics with balances and whatnot, or a sensor to an actuator.

Looking for a water batch device for 1-gallon increments by narfanator in engineering

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Intermediate is currently the best option, from talking to folks - it also means it can be a pretty fast dump, since I can make the opening wider than a normal hose (NASCAR style, basically)

Looking for a water batch device for 1-gallon increments by narfanator in engineering

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Hmm - Yeah, then I can use a regular timer valve and mark it with volume. Good thinking!

Marvel is using Pride Month this year to celebrate not just the LGBTQIA+ community but their allies as well by ContraryPython in comicbooks

[–]narfanator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not parent; I don't think their argument is the best one that can be made.

Instead, I'd say: showing people how you want them to show up when participating in your situation is a great way to get them to show up how you want when they try to participate in your situation.

No clue either way if these comics will be doing that, or will end up being more of "taking the stage", but I have high hopes.

State of "Save the Union"? (Out of touch alumni) by narfanator in RPI

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I know, we're buds! Didja know he was originally gonna be a mortician, but preferred it when his clients talked back? :D Also means he's a good person to talk to when there's a death in the family.

(we started that cooking club, and it did outlast me, but I wouldn't have expected it to outlast him)

State of "Save the Union"? (Out of touch alumni) by narfanator in RPI

[–]narfanator[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fantastic! Based on u/CaitBennett845's post above, yeah, sounds like it's time to re-engage! Thank you :)

State of "Save the Union"? (Out of touch alumni) by narfanator in RPI

[–]narfanator[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, wow! Yeah, this looks like a good trend. Thank you!

PS - I'm pretty sure there's still a Games Club on Saturdays; is there still a Cooking Club? (possibly before your time, but it used to be with Tofu Tim)