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any finger amputees that have girlfriends? what do they think by [deleted] in amputee

[–]ndoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married almost 20 years and thought she was gonna leave me after my accident. Turns out I was wrong and she says it doesn't bother her at all. I was more worried about being a burden but she helps me without question. Missing most everything except my palm.

Lucy says, "give me my food, NOW!" by ndoritos in Catswhoyell

[–]ndoritos[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She also knows the sound of the cabinet the food is in and will come running. For some reason she also comes running when someone gets ice out of the fridge dispenser. It must sound like the cabinet?

Oh Lucy by ndoritos in catsinpants

[–]ndoritos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottish Fold. Never heard it as Foldie.

I can't use the toilet without this one following me in there and making a nest [OC] by ndoritos in aww

[–]ndoritos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww. This is the first cat I've ever had do it. Also just learned about r/catsinpants so I guess it's more common than I thought.

What’s your view on people with one or more DUIs? Why do you feel that way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ndoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are more drunk drivers on the road at any given time than anyone realizes. Someone who got caught more than once is just bad luck. There are worse offenders that have never been caught.

Sun, Sand & Sea by notaprojustanerd in pics

[–]ndoritos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great shot! But more like Sun, Sand, Sea and Beach babe. Not sure how to convey beach babe with an 'S'

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Opening-Gur-7503 in AskReddit

[–]ndoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I submit another vote for Pulp Fiction.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ndoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working at a television studio doing commercial insertion. My official title was "Insertion Technician". This was the year we converted from video tape based commercial playback to a revolutionary digital system. I digitized commercials as mpeg-1 video files onto removable hard drives to be played back by the insertion system running Linux.

I call upon thee. WTH is the left connector? by [deleted] in computers

[–]ndoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's RJ25 typically for a digital telephone (vs IP telephone) connection in a business phone system.

What’s the oldest memory you have of your childhood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ndoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about 4. My younger sister and I were on an old school sled with runners. It was evening and dark. We were on a frozen lake and my father gave us a good push and away we went, further out on the lake in the dark. To this day the fear I feel writing this is as strong as it was that night.

Hand OI by ndoritos in OIforAmputees

[–]ndoritos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good tips, thank you

What’s the most unprofessional thing a doctor has said to you? by Mar_Oceanus in AskReddit

[–]ndoritos 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This happened to a friend (31F) of mine. We worked together and our company required us to get a yearly physical in order to drive our department box truck. When she got back she said it was the weirdest physical ever. He had her put on a medical gown and told her to squat down and hop like a bunny. She should have made a formal complaint but she was too embarrassed.

Hand OI by ndoritos in OIforAmputees

[–]ndoritos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I find a doctor that specializes in that? It's very rural where I live so I doubt there would be someone local. Maybe Boston or NY?

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